No Matter How Much You Try You Cannot............

[GHT]

Nelson caught a bullet at Trafalgar didn't he?

That was his problem, he tried to catch it but it got through.

The Twelfth of never is exactly that. Can you really get blood out of a stone? Will it ever be a cold day in Hades? No matter how hard they try, pigs will never fly. Once in a blue moon, as someone I once worked with, said: "Sounds like my love life."

 

[MisterCairo]

I rather thought that Nelson did that at Copenhagen.

 

[MisterCairo]

Lead a horse to water and make it drink...

 

[MisterCairo]

Pick fly poop out of pepper...

 

[Harp]

Lead a horse to water and make it drink...

In the US Army a horse that will not drink will have its head shoved underwater then kicked in the balls.
That horse will drink water.