Lincsong
I'll Lock Up
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Tom it's time that you poked Paree and not Pardee.
To buy a pram like that now it costs an arm and a leg.
Tom it's time that you poked Paree and not Pardee.
What's "pram" besides the nighttime desk clerk's name at Best Western?
A Valley Girl? Just totally.
It's better to sample as many "good" ladies as possible.Now now. There's nothing wrong with the country life. But I gotta get outta town to find a good lady lol
It's better to sample as many "good" ladies as possible.
That ain't my style, Ronnie. Just one's all I want.
I remember when my pa would give me a whoopin' right in the grocery store if I misbehaved.
It's better to sample as many "good" ladies as possible.
When I was about ten, a kid on our street came running up to our house yelling for my mother. When she came out, he said, all frantic-like, "your little girl (my sister, who was around six) just hung herself from that big pine tree!" My mother ran down the street in a panic, found my sister playing obliviously in the dirt, ran back up the street, and beat the snot out of the boy. Literally knocked him into the gutter, kicked him, gave him the licking of his life.
After that, she felt guilty about beating up someone else's kid, and she called his mother. "I just hit your son," she started to explain."
"Hit him again," his mother replied, and hung up.
I remember when Mom or Dad silenced me with a look.
When I was about 15 I was at a school dance when I saw a bloke outside I didn't like (and VV) so anyway a fight ensued, and we were going hammer and tongs when next minute we were dragged apart by the biggest cop I'd ever seen, 'what are you doin you *&^^%$"
I said, and he promptly delivered a right hook that sent me flying back over the bonnet of a car and a left when I bounced back, as I lay in the gutter he said "are you going to piss off home now or do you want some more"
I took off, and when I got home the old man took one look at my black eye and fat lip, and demanded an explanation...after I told him he said.."well you won't do that again in a hurry"...end of story: he was right....
If that happened today in this country, the cop would be sacked , the minister would have to resign, if not the entire government, and I'd get counselling and several million dollars, and never psychologically recover......
The look meant 'keep it up and you know what will happen.'
Back in the day parents were allowed to put what some call "the fear of God" in their children.
Now we have a lot of unruly hellions passing for children out in public.
I remember when Mom or Dad silenced me with a look.