I have been diagnosed with a serious condition.

[Rooster]

Some of my favorite gifts have been appliances. Deep freeze, vacuum cleaner, iron, ironing board with a special cover, spaghetti maker, electric frying pan, waffle iron, Mixmaster, deep fryer: I'm thrilled. Much better than candy, flowers and stank perfume. Seriously.

Oh my, a women sent straight from heaven!:arated:

 

[Rooster]

I totally want all of those, with the possible exception of the electric frying pan. Kinda takes the fun out of cooking.

Well, at least your in touch with your feminen self......
Me, I like guns for gifts and all that manly kind of stuff.:rage: lol

 

[Rooster]

Gee, Walter Williams is right. Next occasion I'll go for the mop with all the bells and whistles.

Regards,

J

You're wasting your time, I bought my wife the fancy mop. Same results as the custom fit iron, I end up doing all the moping.

 

[jamespowers]

Makes the best pork chops. It's from the 60s. My dad gave it to me. He also gave me a fancy mop!! lol He even had me test it to see if I was strong enough to work the squeeze mechanism.

I'll have to get the brand name of the mop. My wife's birthday is coming up.

Regards,

J

 

[jamespowers]

You're wasting your time, I bought my wife the fancy mop. Same results as the custom fit iron, I end up doing all the moping.

Then the housekeeper also comes out of her allowance. No problem.

Regards,

J

 

[Rooster]

That's why they have the dry cleaner down the block. Just take the cost of cleaning out of her allowance.

Regards,

J

Now, why didn't I think of that?lol

 

[jamespowers]

Now, why didn't I think of that?lol

See? You have to think it all through.

Regards,

J

 

[Rooster]

See? You have to think it all through.

Regards,

J

You're humble abode must reek of testosterone You are the King of manlyness sir!:eusa_clap

 

[BegintheBeguine]

Happy Future Birthday and use it in good health!

I'll have to get the brand name of the mop. My wife's birthday is coming up.

Regards,

J

lol I was a 92-pound weakling at the time but it is the older version of this one. http://www.ocedar.com/main.taf?erube_fh=ocedar&ocedar.submit.getProductDetails=1&ocedar.productid=13

 

[jamespowers]

lol I was a 92-pound weakling at the time but it is the older version of this one. http://www.ocedar.com/main.taf?erube_fh=ocedar&ocedar.submit.getProductDetails=1&ocedar.productid=13

Darn. I think she already has that one. I thought you had one with a stainless steel handle, vibrating mop head and floor wax/ wash button on it.

Regards,

J

 

[BegintheBeguine]

Oh, you're talking this century.

 

[jamespowers]

You're humble abode must reek of testosterone You are the King of manlyness sir!:eusa_clap

Yes sir:

and that's only the bedroom.

Regards,

J

 

[jamespowers]

Oh, you're talking this century.

lol lol lol lol lol

 

[J.S.Udontknowme]

I wonder if they need to measure for the iron itself. That would make sense too. I'll have to research that.

Regards,

J

Just get the heaviest iron you can find. It'll build her muscles and she won't bother you when she has a heavy bag or package to bring in.

 

[jamespowers]

Just get the heaviest iron you can find. It'll build her muscles and she won't bother you when she has a heavy bag or package to bring in.

Now that is a great idea and she won't bother you about the health club membership either.

Regards,

J

 

[J.S.Udontknowme]

Now that is a great idea and she won't bother you about the health club membership either.

Regards,

J

I should have thought of that. :eusa_clap

 

[Lincsong]

"measuring your wife for a new ironing board"???? hmmmm what if you have a couple acres of land to be cleared in rural Kentucky? Yeah, I really miss the good ol' days.

 

[Rooster]

Oh, I'm only joking. You guys might inadvertently offend some people here, though.

I'm offended on a regular basis, you don't see me cryin' all over the place......cripes all this PC garbage is a bit much.:eusa_booh

 

[Jovan]

Oh geez... allowance? Go back to I Love Lucy guys!

In all seriousness, I do all my own ironing and see no reason why that'll change when I get married.

 

[J.S.Udontknowme]

Oh geez... allowance? Go back to I Love Lucy guys!

In all seriousness, I do all my own ironing and see no reason why that'll change when I get married.

I see no reason to be married if you're going to do your own ironing. [huh]