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Jovan

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KittyT said:
Yes, I definitely feel this way about style, product quality, manners and many other areas. I do not feel nostalgia for the prevailing views on women, minorities, sexuality and many other areas. As a diabetic, I could also do without the more primitive medical technology.

I can also do without stuff like this:

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p.s. If this is inappropriate, I'll be happy to delete the image!
It's probably okay, as it is not explicit. P.S.: Lysol was a horrible way to keep up feminine hygiene. Very abrasive, and led to infections.

The ads I saw in Mona Lisa Smile similarly made me cringe. "Measuring your wife for an ironing board." Need I say more?
 

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Andykev may I say in the nicest way possible you #$@#%*. I thought you were catatonic. I was ready to beat my breasts and wail.
Ever since I was diagnosed with lycanthropy I worry about those that are close to me.

Sincerely,
The Wolf
 

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The ads I saw in Mona Lisa Smile similarly made me cringe. "Measuring your wife for an ironing board." Need I say more?
Ah, the good ol' days. Back when men where men and women knew their place. Now a woman's excellent skills at the ironing board have been replaced by permanent press polyester (which by the way is ruining the environment.) In these new modern times if you want anything ironed you have to do it yourself.... even if there is a good woman around. lol
 

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The Wolf said:
Andykev may I say in the nicest way possible you #$@#%*. I thought you were catatonic. I was ready to beat my breasts and wail.
Ever since I was diagnosed with lycanthropy I worry about those that are close to me.

Sincerely,
The Wolf

lycanthropy, eh?
well, I guess going out tomorrow night might not be the best idea, it's a full moon then.
 

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Jovan said:
Do you guys strive to be un-PC? :rage:
Yes, untill even that is made illegal.
You must remember, I went through the public school system before the big PC brainwashing program.;)
 
Rooster said:
Yes, untill even that is made illegal.
You must remember, I went through the public school system before the big PC brainwashing program.;)

You'll enjoy this then:p :
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Regards,

J
 

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jamespowers said:
I wonder if they need to measure for the iron itself. That would make sense too. I'll have to research that.

Regards,

J
I even took my wife with me to buy an new iron because I figured the old one must not fit her hand. I even jumped for the custom grip to fit her hand, and she still won't use it. I set up the ironing board, got the iron hot and piled all the clothes right next to the board, but still no dice. Golly, alot of good the "New age" is, I have to do all my own ironing!lol
 
Rooster said:
I even took my wife with me to buy an new iron because I figured the old one must not fit her hand. I even jumped for the custom grip to fit her hand, and she still won't use it. I set up the ironing board, got the iron hot and piled all the clothes right next to the board, but still no dice. Golly, alot of good the "New age" is, I have to do all my own ironing!lol

That's why they have the dry cleaner down the block. Just take the cost of cleaning out of her allowance. ;)

Regards,

J
 

Jovan

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Rooster said:
Yes, untill even that is made illegal.
You must remember, I went through the public school system before the big PC brainwashing program.;)
Oh, I'm only joking. You guys might inadvertently offend some people here, though.
 
BegintheBeguine said:
Some of my favorite gifts have been appliances. Deep freeze, vacuum cleaner, iron, ironing board with a special cover, spaghetti maker, electric frying pan, waffle iron, Mixmaster, deep fryer: I'm thrilled. Much better than candy, flowers and stank perfume. Seriously. :D

Gee, Walter Williams is right. Next occasion I'll go for the mop with all the bells and whistles.

Regards,

J
 

Jovan

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BegintheBeguine said:
Some of my favorite gifts have been appliances. Deep freeze, vacuum cleaner, iron, ironing board with a special cover, spaghetti maker, electric frying pan, waffle iron, Mixmaster, deep fryer: I'm thrilled. Much better than candy, flowers and stank perfume. Seriously. :D
I totally want all of those, with the possible exception of the electric frying pan. Kinda takes the fun out of cooking.
 

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