mysterygal
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These are 100% honest-to goodness headlines. Can you figure out what they are trying to say?
Textron INc. makes offer to screw company stockholders
Squad helps dog bite victim
Man minus ear waives hearing
Iraqi head seeks arms
Man shot,stabbed, death by natural causes ruled
police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
once-sagging cloth diaper saved by full dumps
bills overwhelm chargers
32 ignorant enough to serve on North jury
Local high school dropouts cut in half
Typhoon rips through cemetery;hundreds dead
Pastor aghast at first lady sex position
Padres hit on penguins
Death causes loneliness, feelings of isolation
Ski area close due to snow
Child's stool great for use in garden
Fire officials grilled over kerosene heaters
Woman improving after fatal crash
Stud tires out
Death in the ring:Most boxers are not the same afterward
Man struck by lightning faces battery charges
British Union finds dwarfs in short supply
Man found dead in cemetery
Textron INc. makes offer to screw company stockholders
Squad helps dog bite victim
Man minus ear waives hearing
Iraqi head seeks arms
Man shot,stabbed, death by natural causes ruled
police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
once-sagging cloth diaper saved by full dumps
bills overwhelm chargers
32 ignorant enough to serve on North jury
Local high school dropouts cut in half
Typhoon rips through cemetery;hundreds dead
Pastor aghast at first lady sex position
Padres hit on penguins
Death causes loneliness, feelings of isolation
Ski area close due to snow
Child's stool great for use in garden
Fire officials grilled over kerosene heaters
Woman improving after fatal crash
Stud tires out
Death in the ring:Most boxers are not the same afterward
Man struck by lightning faces battery charges
British Union finds dwarfs in short supply
Man found dead in cemetery