Funny, odd, or the most absurd ads you have ever seen....

[jamespowers]

:eeek:~~~~lollollol

Let me guess---another Marquis de Sade book. Practitioner of this manly art?! Reminds me of something someone would say in a Rocky Horror picture show.

 

[hatophile]

She can wear my lobster any time!

 

[Connery]

A portable casket........:eeek::eeek::eeek:

 

[jamespowers]

A portable casket........:eeek::eeek::eeek:

And let me guess, if he gets in an accident then they just close it up and dig a hole?

 

[rue]

:rofl:

 

[Connery]

And let me guess, if he gets in an accident then they just close it up and dig a hole?

Who knows, that thing weighs 50 lbs. how far could he really go...[huh]

 

[jamespowers]

Who knows, that thing weighs 50 lbs. how far could he really go...[huh]

All the way to the graveyard.
Looking at it though, it looks better built than your average puny size car today.

 

[C-dot]

This isn't an ad, but it's certainly funny, odd, and absurd:

 

[jamespowers]

This isn't an ad, but it's certainly funny, odd, and absurd:

The Bearded Lady proves circus freaks can have a normal life after the carny.

 

[Stearmen]

Take It Off, Take It All Off

[video=youtube;EkpGM_MvZ2Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkpGM_MvZ2Y&feature=related[/video]

 

[Gregg Axley]

Somehow, I knew it would come to this....:eusa_clap

 

[Story]

This isn't an ad, but it's certainly funny, odd, and absurd:

The shaving theme revisited, almost thirty years later.

 

[Story]

 

[C-dot]

...Because regular ice cream doesn't pack enough punch!

 

[TidiousTed]

The Jayne Mansfield Hot Water Bottle is 22 inches long, and made of hard plastic molded into the shape of the famous actress and sex symbol. It was dreamt up by one of her promoters, during the height of her fame. At one point, there was even a proposal to do a life-size version, but the idea was eventually rejected as being too vulgar. It was a rare occasion of good judgment being exercised in the course of her career.

 

[jamespowers]

The Ice Cream that makes you glow in the dark.

 

[TidiousTed]

THE LIQUOR BOOK
Edited by:
Charles Austin Bates
Published by
The Charles Austin Bates Syndicate
NEW YORK
1899

With advertising for:
J W Seywour & Co
C H edison & Co
&
I H Thomas

A book preaching all the advantages of drinking alcohol of any sort

See the rest of the book here

 

[TidiousTed]

And here we have the perfect gift for the young terrorist. Lots of nice chemicals that can be mixed to see what blows up and what does not. Probably a smashing hit in Afghanistan if you parden the pun.

 

[Deco-Doll-1928]

Welcome Tidious Ted!

 

[Deco-Doll-1928]

Hello again everybody! I'm sorry I haven't been around for a while. Things have been a bit crazy on my end. I've had two "vintage weekends" in a row. So that meant a lot of running around town. I want to thank everybody that posted. I had a lot of good laughs at what everybody posted. I especially like the glow in the dark tie. I'm a sucker for those kinds of things. Hmmm....maybe I should buy the atomic kit so I can glow in the dark? Although, what what am I going to tell people? lol!