Excessive posting? ... Interesting.....

[HoosierDaddy]

No it's a silly joke

Elevator Magic

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A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"

 

[rue]

You guys crack me up! :rofl:

 

[Justin B]

We're here all week, try the veal and tip your waitress.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Gotta love the Irish

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One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship".

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft..

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?".

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Jamison's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde..

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman." 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" .

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"

 

[Formeruser012523]

^ That was a long way round the mountain for that one! lol

 

[1961MJS]

Gotta love Engineers

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One day an Engineer, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
...

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And now for a final surprise?" .

With tears in his eyes, the Engineer fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that I can check my email here too!"

 

[rue]

You guys should be putting your jokes here, so everyone can see them, instead of just us posting freaks

 

[HoosierDaddy]

You guys should be putting your jokes here, so everyone can see them, instead of just us posting freaks

OK..:sorry:but can I put just one on the temperature thread...?

 

[rue]

lol Silly HD!
I don't mind and in fact I love the jokes, but I just thought you guys would like a place to put them

Is it weather related?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

lol Silly HD!
I don't mind and in fact I love the jokes, but I just thought you guys would like a place to put them

Is it weather related?

Well..it's a hot joke...

 

[rue]

:rofl:

 

[jamespowers]

You guys should be putting your jokes here, so everyone can see them, instead of just us posting freaks

Geez! I fogot I posted it there---7 years ago!

 

[rue]

Geez! I fogot I posted it there---7 years ago!

It's because you're old

 

[jamespowers]

It's because you're old

No, it as just so long ago that it is like remembering who your Kindergarten teacher was.

 

[rue]

No, it as just so long ago that it is like remembering who your Kindergarten teacher was.

Mrs. Wright

 

[jamespowers]

Mrs. Wright

Orville and Wilbur's mother.

 

[rue]

Mean

 

[jamespowers]

Mean

:rofl:

 

[rue]

Even meaner

You should be nice to me.... I'm tired after packing all day

 

[Gregg Axley]

Shows what I know, I thought you already moved. LOL