Retro_GI_Jane
One of the Regulars
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- Midwest US
See, there's so little to do in IA, we thank various gods (e.g. Bacchus) for our plentiful booze. We're all a bunch of illiterate pagan farmers out here, after all.
Or wait...crap. Were we illiterate pagan farmers...or proletariat vegan charmers? Ah, who's countin' anyway?
If you think there's little to do in Iowa, then you're not looking hard enough.
As far as plentiful booze? My husband is always complaining how he can never get his hands on Templeton Rye.