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Excessive posting? ... Interesting.....

LoveMyHats2

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I've only ever been impressed once by a guy revving his engine: in Niagara Falls, a couple of young guys rode down the strip in a shiny black '55 or '56 Plymouth. I was dressed up like a Rockabilly girl, so of course I stuck out to them. They winked at me and revved the engine... Gosh, did that sound good. I recall grinning wickedly in return. :D

The rest of the time, it's some putz in his little 4 cylinder low-riding Honda. My lawnmower is more impressive. I always get a good laugh, though, when they're driving a standard and they roll the car backward about half a metre when accelerating from a stop. :rolleyes:

On all but one of my cars or trucks, I have a "ahooga horn" I love it, sort of lets those walking down the sidewalk, they are being "observed", and it is great to blast at those older ladies with the blue hair that have fallen alseep behind the wheel at a red light or stop sign! And when I am in a very particularly evil and wicked mood, I may pull up along side of the elderly blue haired ladies and shout out, "Bingo"...at times I think they are gonna get so excited they may pi....well erm, tinkle in their bloomers! (It is noted, I am respectful to older people, but just cannot help myself at times)....lolol hahahahah!
 

LoveMyHats2

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Okay, you EP'ers, here's the lastest score! lol

LoveMyHats2 (118)
Jamespowers (104)
ButteMT61 (94)
Connery (90)
Rue (79) (not looking very good :nono:)
Randooch (72)
Shangas (64)
A.C. Lyles (63)
Alanfgag (56)
V.C. Brunswick (56) (Yeah, I know I'm last place. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. :D)

OMG! lololol hahahah weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. woooooooot, hahahah oh lord...I will have to grab my Wife and go out later for a ice cream to celebrate that! Who'd a thought I could ever be "number one" on the "Holly wood Ten" list!
 

C-dot

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On all but one of my cars or trucks, I have a "ahooga horn" I love it, sort of lets those walking down the sidewalk, they are being "observed", and it is great to blast at those older ladies with the blue hair that have fallen alseep behind the wheel at a red light or stop sign!

I can't tell you how much I want one of those since this - :D (Warning, another reference from The Mask...)

[video=youtube;3iPKjSHUjNE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iPKjSHUjNE[/video]

I don't run into as many old ladies as I do texters, and when I do I spare no mercy (Gosh, would I love to be a municipal prosecutor.) I have, however, had many scary experiences with old men about to change lanes into me...
 

LoveMyHats2

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I can't tell you how much I want one of those since this - :D (Warning, another reference from The Mask...)

[video=youtube;3iPKjSHUjNE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iPKjSHUjNE[/video]

I don't run into as many old ladies as I do texters, and when I do I spare no mercy (Gosh, would I love to be a municipal prosecutor.) I have, however, had many scary experiences with old men about to change lanes into me...

Not sure but perhaps them "old men" wanted to merely get a better "gander" at you?
 

Tomasso

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OMG!...I will have to grab my Wife and go out later for a ice cream to celebrate that! Who'd a thought I could ever be "number one"......!
Don't celebrate yet, Buddy. So you overtake rue in the posting race just after she mysteriously goes missing.......

This calls for an investigation......


I think I know who to call......




Thin-trio.jpg
 

C-dot

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Not sure but perhaps them "old men" wanted to merely get a better "gander" at you?

Oh, I hope not! The elderly gentleman I bought my 1920s gramophone from took a liking to me, all to the bemusement of my then-boyfriend. When I bent down to pick the gramophone up, I faltered a little, and the man patted my backside. I wasn't quite sure how to react lol

Actually, he was quite sweet. He took ahold of my hand and said to my ex "You have a very lovely little lady!" :eek:
 

LoveMyHats2

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No, no, no! This is the fedora lounge: You steal his hat if it is at all decent. ;)
I have yet to conclude the excessive bad behavior of anyone around my Wife. To some degree, her own ability to defend herself would instantly kick in, and then the factor she does have a C.C.W. permit and knows very well how to use it, would over ride any major need that would arise...

On the hat issue, I must make the inquiry, what kind of hat was it?
 

LoveMyHats2

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Oh, I hope not! The elderly gentleman I bought my 1920s gramophone from took a liking to me, all to the bemusement of my then-boyfriend. When I bent down to pick the gramophone up, I faltered a little, and the man patted my backside. I wasn't quite sure how to react lol

Actually, he was quite sweet. He took ahold of my hand and said to my ex "You have a very lovely little lady!" :eek:

Well see, there ya go! In all honesty, you probably made his day, week, and possibly his year to just be able to rescue you for that one brief moment!
 

LoveMyHats2

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Don't celebrate yet, Buddy. So you overtake rue in the posting race just after she mysteriously goes missing.......

This calls for an investigation......


I think I know who to call......




Thin-trio.jpg

Oh lord...the real deal on finding facts out...I almost was thinking "Topper", but that was another show altogether!
 

LoveMyHats2

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc8gWbM90MU

I just had to interrupt the entire thought processing ongoing by everyone for a short moment, as if you do by chance listen to this link to you tube, you then can come into some level of understanding that the music being played, is about the general format of "mood" that takes place when I am making an entrance into the bank, and for the most part, the casino as well....(done with just a bit of slow bounce to my walk).....lol!
 

Flipped Lid

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Oh, I hope not! The elderly gentleman I bought my 1920s gramophone from took a liking to me, all to the bemusement of my then-boyfriend. When I bent down to pick the gramophone up, I faltered a little, and the man patted my backside. I wasn't quite sure how to react lol

Actually, he was quite sweet. He took ahold of my hand and said to my ex "You have a very lovely little lady!" :eek:

Dear C-Dot,

Precisely how old do you have to be before that activity makes the jump from perverted to sweet?

Signed,

Potentially Sweet Old Man
 

C-dot

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Dear C-Dot,

Precisely how old do you have to be before that activity makes the jump from perverted to sweet?

Signed,

Potentially Sweet Old Man

Old enough not to be able to chase me around the room, I suppose lol

Reminds me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon Broomstick Bunny, with the genie chasing Witch Hazel after she became pretty:

broom-stick-bunny01a.jpg
 
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