Clean Jokes

[BobHufford]

 

[Frunobulax]

I was touring a monastery in Europe when I encountered a man in the kitchen deep frying chips.

I smiled wryley and asked, "Are you the friar?"

"Nope," he said, "I'm the chip monk."

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Hey, nice boy! Like a date? How good are you in bed??"

"Um, don't know. Never watched myself sleeping."

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Frunobulax]

She spied him from across the room. Mustering her considerable feminine wiles, she strode to him through the other party guests, stood close to him and looked up.

"Undress me with your words," she breathed.

He looked deep into her eyes. "There's a spider in your bra," he said.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

One of the oldest german school jokes:

The four most homosexual rivers in Europe?

Rhein-Inn-Main-Po!

 

[LostInTyme]

Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says,
"Let's go get a drink, there's this new place that does THE best punch you'll ever drink."

So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender "Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please."

The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else."

The friends turn and look around but there's no punch line…

 

[BobHufford]

 

[My Scooter]

 

[My Scooter]