Clean Jokes

[Trenchfriend]

Children:

What's the opposite of FANTASY?

COLAYOU...

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Man, back in the old days, the girls ran after me, plentyful."

"And not more today??"

"Nooo, because I don't steal handbags, anymore..."

 

[Trenchfriend]

"I don't get it, Werner. You always win on playing cards, but never on the horse races."

Werner:
"Did you ever try to put a horse in your sleeve?"

 

[Trenchfriend]

Egon comes in a motorbike shop and admires a nice classic 1-cylinder bopper. Then he says to the salesman:

"How long I would have to pay, if I lay 5 bucks on your desk, every month?"

Salesman:
"Circa 150 years."

Egon:
"DEAL !!"

 

[Tiki Tom]

 

[Doctor Damage]

^ that Arizona crater one is great, haha

 

[Trenchfriend]

German radio news (MDR), right now, no joke.

"Experts assume, that the future of electro-mobility depends on federal sponsorship."

WOW, I HAD NO IDEA!!

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

I don't fully get it. Art student = sissy?

 

[Turnip]

Alcohol-free wine = Kindergarten-kid…

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

different focal lengths

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

You know one of the oldest german children jokes?

Frenchman in Germany walks into public canteen, sees "Kartoffelpuffer " on the list.

"Excuse-moi, but what are "Kartoffelpuffer", please??

"Uum, Uum, Pommes de bordelle...

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]