Clean Jokes

[Doctor Damage]

some kind of punctuation missing here:

 

[GHT]

An old married couple are in church service on Sunday. The elderly lady leans over to her husband and whispers “I've just let go a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”

The husband looks back at her and says: "Change the battery on your hearing aid."

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Trenchfriend]

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And the joke?

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

The full ad is a genuine classic, although of course it's fake!

 

[Frunobulax]

Why do we save women and children first in a disaster?

So the guys can find a solution in peace.

 

[Turnip]

The full ad is a genuine classic, although of course it's fake!

I had concerns the full ad might not be clean enough.

 

[Frunobulax]

I had concerns the full ad might not be clean enough.

Link?

 

[Zombie_61]

I had concerns the full ad might not be clean enough.

Having seen it, I think you made the right decision. I don't consider it obscene, but I do believe it's too "overly sexualized" for The Lounge.

 

[Turnip]

 

[GHT]

 

[Doctor Damage]

"The life of Barbie and Ken in the Soviet Union" by Lara Vychuzhanina

 

[Doctor Damage]

Link?

Do a Google or Bing search for "aston martin fake ad" and click on the images tab and it will be obvious.

 

[GHT]

 

[Frunobulax]

Do a Google or Bing search for "aston martin fake ad" and click on the images tab and it will be obvious.

Thanks, I'd never seen that before.

 

[Doctor Damage]

These are by an artist named Adam Perocchi. He seems to be focused on fake action figures, but also re-imagined movie posters and paperback covers, etc. Fun and amazing stuff. Here's his linktree (links to various sites): https://linktr.ee/readfulthings

 

[Doctor Damage]

Canadians will get this one...