Clean Jokes

[Frunobulax]

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I've probably mentioned this before, but here in town we have an office of the Otis Elevator Company.

It's in a one-storey building.

 

[Doctor Damage]

But what's the joke?

It's not really a joke, I guess. It's the moon photographed at exactly the right angle to make it look like it's been speared by the building.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[BobHufford]

It ain't my first rodeo, but ...

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[BobHufford]

I can testify to that last one ...

 

[Turnip]

 

[GHT]

 

[Trenchfriend]

My lovely girlfriend mentioned, that she really likes a good Stiletto.

But when she had her birthday and received her present, she took it out, pointed at me and said "You idiot don't know anyhting about shoes, right??"

PS:
Stiletto knife

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Beer industry still loves it...

 

[Trenchfriend]

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Nice, but where's the joke hidden?

 

[Frunobulax]

Couple in marriage counseling:

Counselor: So, your wife says you never buy her flowers, is that true?

Man: Well, until now, I didn't know she even sold flowers!

 

[Trenchfriend]

Your criminal record?? Nooo!

Your POLIZEILICHES FÜHRUNGSZEUGNIS, that you have to beantragen by the Einwohnermeldeamt !

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Imagine, yesterday I had a lucky move and smashed ten houseflies just with one stroke! Eight were male, two female."

"Stop kidding me, you couldn't differ between!"

"Of course I could! Eight sat on my beerglass, two on the mirror."

 

[Trenchfriend]

Two buddies step in the bar.

"Two short!"

"I see, but what you like to drink?"

 

[Bamaboots]