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The joke is the title, if I'm getting it right?
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The joke is the title, if I'm getting it right?
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The joke is that it's ridiculous to do a cookbook based on a fictional universe. Just make a normal cookbook!
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A men comes into a bank and says to the counter-servant: "Fill out this cheque, you ass.....e."
The counter-servant is stunned, says "Please???", goes to his department-manager and tells him: "There's a man on my counter, saying to me: "Fill out this cheque, you ass....e."
The department-manager doesn't believe it and says: "WHAAAT?? Jesus, what a good start of the week!! Boot him out! The man's off his chump, or what!"
Department-manager: "Got He an account at our house, anyway??"
Counter-servant: "Yep."
Department-manager: "How much?"
Counter-servant: "500.000."
Department-manager: So, fill out the cheque, you ass....e.
The counter-servant is stunned, says "Please???", goes to his department-manager and tells him: "There's a man on my counter, saying to me: "Fill out this cheque, you ass....e."
The department-manager doesn't believe it and says: "WHAAAT?? Jesus, what a good start of the week!! Boot him out! The man's off his chump, or what!"
Department-manager: "Got He an account at our house, anyway??"
Counter-servant: "Yep."
Department-manager: "How much?"
Counter-servant: "500.000."
Department-manager: So, fill out the cheque, you ass....e.
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Been there, done that. Except I didn't have the appropriate rain gear with me.
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"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
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From that distances??
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When I was about 16-17, a friend of mine and myself drive around the neighborhood with his parents' garage door opener to see if it would work anywhere else.
It didn't.
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We found ours open when returning home one day (figured someone tried what you did with a remote). They noticed our garage was filled to the rafters with useless crap and drove on. We now just manually operate the door and leave it bolted otherwise.
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