Clean Jokes

[Trenchfriend]

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The joke is the title, if I'm getting it right?

 

[Doctor Damage]

The joke is the title, if I'm getting it right?

The joke is that it's ridiculous to do a cookbook based on a fictional universe. Just make a normal cookbook!

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

The joke is that it's ridiculous to do a cookbook based on a fictional universe. Just make a normal cookbook!

Ah, I didn't get it!

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Zombie_61]

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[Trenchfriend]

A men comes into a bank and says to the counter-servant: "Fill out this cheque, you ass.....e."

The counter-servant is stunned, says "Please???", goes to his department-manager and tells him: "There's a man on my counter, saying to me: "Fill out this cheque, you ass....e."

The department-manager doesn't believe it and says: "WHAAAT?? Jesus, what a good start of the week!! Boot him out! The man's off his chump, or what!"

Department-manager: "Got He an account at our house, anyway??"

Counter-servant: "Yep."

Department-manager: "How much?"

Counter-servant: "500.000."

Department-manager: So, fill out the cheque, you ass....e.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Zombie_61]

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Been there, done that. Except I didn't have the appropriate rain gear with me.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Doctor Damage]

"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

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From that distances??

 

[Frunobulax]

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When I was about 16-17, a friend of mine and myself drive around the neighborhood with his parents' garage door opener to see if it would work anywhere else.

It didn't.

 

[BobHufford]

When I was about 16-17, a friend of mine and myself drive around the neighborhood with his parents' garage door opener to see if it would work anywhere else.

It didn't.

We found ours open when returning home one day (figured someone tried what you did with a remote). They noticed our garage was filled to the rafters with useless crap and drove on. We now just manually operate the door and leave it bolted otherwise.

 

[BobHufford]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Turnip]