Clean Jokes

[Doctor Damage]

When I was about 16-17, a friend of mine and myself drive around the neighborhood with his parents' garage door opener to see if it would work anywhere else.

It didn't.

That's interesting. I guess it was just an urban legend.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

I posted it in the wrong place, back then.


A middle-aged guy in his black Dodge Ram is standing on the "mother-with-kid" parking lot at the supermarket.
A young mother walks by and sees this. Then she goes to the guy and says: "Sorry, Mister, don't you know, that it isn't allowed for you to park kere?"

"Why?? My mother is shopping in there."

 

[Doctor Damage]

just a note re the joke below: it's apparently done by an artist, so it's a FAKE receipt
(although given how some big corporations operate these days, I'd be worried about giving them ideas)

 

[Turnip]

Not necessary, firing / replacing 10% of staff each year is an old hat in some businesses.

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Fiberglass Reinforced Synthetic" !

Wow, COOL!

German:

GLASFASERVERSTÄRKTER KUNSTSTOFF !!

Meh...

 

[GHT]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Frunobulax]

I'm looking for investors to help me launch a league where marsupials fight to the death.

I'm calling it Mortal Wombat .

Any takers?

 

[Herb Roflcopter]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Kids jokes:

John Carpenter

German:

Johannes Tischler...

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Trenchfriend]

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But what's the joke?

 

[BobHufford]