Clean Jokes

[hatsRme]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

I always aspired to become an Henchman. When they didn't offer a course for it at college, I gave up on the idea.

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Woodtroll]

Self-defense weapons should remain loaded.

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Hi, Doc!"

"Hi! Not seen a long time! What's going on??"

"Ah, last days, I felt bad and a little weak and I don't know, why."

"Well, let's see, if we can find any problem. First, I'm going to sound you.
WTH, there something clapping inside!"

"Clapping?? Ok, that's possible. Surely my kidneys."

"Your kidneys??"

"Yeah. I had a double Cognac and they still applause."

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Dad, I want a tattoo!!"

"Wow, cool! At your age, I always wanted to drive a Ferrari."

"It's a Yes?"

"Do I drive a Ferrari??"

 

[GHT]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

You know, in the beginning, my wife was eight years younger than me.

Aaaaand from todays view, she better would have left it at that...

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]