Clean Jokes

[Frunobulax]

 

[Frunobulax]

A hippo can run faster than a human on land, and can swim faster than a human in water.

Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[GHT]

 

[Tiki Tom]

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Ouch!

 

[Zombie_61]

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Okay, seriously, where can I get one?

 

[Frunobulax]

Okay, seriously, where can I get one?

https://www.gggaz.com/claymore-mine-trailer-hitch-cover.html

$44.25

 

[Woodtroll]

The sad part is, most tailgaters won't recognize it anyway, so the joke is wasted.

 

[Frunobulax]

The sad part is, most tailgaters won't recognize it anyway, so the joke is wasted.

Perhaps in your neck of the woods. Me, I live near and work at an Air Force base. Might be caught in a bit of a pinch with the MPs if I rolled onto base with that thing.

 

[Zombie_61]

https://www.gggaz.com/claymore-mine-trailer-hitch-cover.html

$44.25

Cool. Now all I have to do is spend $200-$300 to have a trailer hitch that doesn't exist installed on my itsy bitsy Chevy Cruze and I'll be all set for the gag 99% of southern Californians won't get.

 

[GHT]

Cool. Now all I have to do is spend $200-$300 to have a trailer hitch that doesn't exist installed on my itsy bitsy Chevy Cruze and I'll be all set for the gag 99% of southern Californians won't get.

It puzzled me when I saw the picture, but I did know that a Claymore is a sword, a brutal thing that you certainly don't want to encounter, so I guessed that it was a military device. I Googled Claymore bomb and learned that it was a lethal anti-personnel mine. Reading it's description I thought it was well named. A perverse sense of humour.

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Frunobulax]

Reminder for our US Members: Tomorrow is Tax Day.

 

[02 nighttrain]

 

[GHT]

Reminder for our US Members: Tomorrow is Tax Day.

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Question: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes, or your tax accountant?

Answer: Your tax accountant - they find more deductions!

 

[Tiki Tom]

I first became a vegetarian for health reasons, but soon I was doing it for moral reasons too. That evolved into being a vegetarian just to annoy people.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]