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A hippo can run faster than a human on land, and can swim faster than a human in water.
Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
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Ouch!
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Okay, seriously, where can I get one?
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The sad part is, most tailgaters won't recognize it anyway, so the joke is wasted.
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Perhaps in your neck of the woods. Me, I live near and work at an Air Force base. Might be caught in a bit of a pinch with the MPs if I rolled onto base with that thing.
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Cool. Now all I have to do is spend $200-$300 to have a trailer hitch that doesn't exist installed on my itsy bitsy Chevy Cruze and I'll be all set for the gag 99% of southern Californians won't get.
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It puzzled me when I saw the picture, but I did know that a Claymore is a sword, a brutal thing that you certainly don't want to encounter, so I guessed that it was a military device. I Googled Claymore bomb and learned that it was a lethal anti-personnel mine. Reading it's description I thought it was well named. A perverse sense of humour.Cool. Now all I have to do is spend $200-$300 to have a trailer hitch that doesn't exist installed on my itsy bitsy Chevy Cruze and I'll be all set for the gag 99% of southern Californians won't get.
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Reminder for our US Members: Tomorrow is Tax Day.
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Question: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes, or your tax accountant?
Answer: Your tax accountant - they find more deductions!
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I first became a vegetarian for health reasons, but soon I was doing it for moral reasons too. That evolved into being a vegetarian just to annoy people.
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