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Scientist (talking to God): We have made great strides in science so that we now rival the power of even God. We have created androids, artificial intelligence, and have figured out how to grow meat in labs. We can now create life, just like you!

"Well," says God, "let's put it to the test." God reaches down, forms a ball of clay into a man, and recreates Adam. "

The scientist reaches down and grabs a ball of clay, and God puts his hand out, "Nope, make your own clay."
 
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