Clean Jokes

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[Frunobulax]

The Beastie Boys are releasing a documentary of their history in five parts.

Parts A through D will be available for streaming for free, but you'll have to fight for your right to Part E.

 

[LostInTyme]

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent.

Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture.

As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below.
Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair. Sister Barbara," on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man's attention and tossed it out the window to him.

The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.

The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down and found the stranger waiting.

Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills.
"What's this?" she asked.

"That's the $8,000 you have coming Sister," he replied. "Don't Despair paid 80-to-1."

 

[LostInTyme]

Some days I think the country is run by idiots,

Other days I realize it's not just some days.

 

[Bamaboots]

 

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[Trenchfriend]

Why an M&M decides to go to school?

He wants to be a Smartie...

 

[Frunobulax]

Looks legit.

 

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[LostInTyme]

 

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[BobHufford]

 

[Zombie_61]

^ Ya' think they'll have a hat booth?

 

[Turnip]

Those were the days…

 

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[LostInTyme]

If you watch any commercial television, it's absolutely normal these days. And, I will not comment any further.

 

[Bamaboots]

 

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