Clean Jokes

[MisterCairo]

I finally got rid of my [vacuum cleaner]*.

It was just gathering dust...


-English comedian Tim Vine *who used the British term "Hoover"

 

[Frunobulax]

I finally got rid of my [vacuum cleaner]*.

It was just gathering dust...


-English comedian Tim Vine *who used the British term "Hoover"

Hoover, being a US brand, is commonly used as a synonym for vacuum cleaner here, as well. However, these days, it's normally used as a verb, "You really hoovered up that pizza, Bill!"


Sent directly from my mind to yours.

 

[2jakes]

Folks up North!

 

[MisterCairo]

Some say the Kardashian children give children a bad name. You know who gives children a bad name? Posh Spice and David Beckham...

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[3fingers]

Some say the Kardashian children give children a bad name. You know who gives children a bad name? Posh Spice and David Beckham...

As repulsive as I find the Kardashian children and others like them it doesn't begin to equal the disgust I feel for their parents.

 

[2jakes]

”SNOW PLACE LIKE HOME!”

 

[2jakes]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Just in time for those pain in the ass Trick or Treaters who interrupt your dinner.

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[2jakes]

 

[2jakes]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[drmaxtejeda]

"Never argue with a woman. They are capable of remembering things that haven't yet happened."

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[drmaxtejeda]

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LOL! [emoji2]

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[2jakes]

 

[2jakes]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Two huntsman meet, both dead...

 

[Zachary]

Two huntsman meet, both dead...

That one doesn’t really work in English.

(For the non-German: “to meet” and “to hit” are the same word.

 

[2jakes]