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Saw 'em open for the B-52s once. They were awesome.
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Saw 'em open for the B-52s once. They were awesome.
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"Trailer Full of Monkeys". Sounds like a really bad garage band from the 80s.
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Two old comrades meet on the street.
"Hey, what's up? You're looking so sad."
"Uh, I placed a marriage advertisement:
"I'm searching for someone, who brings light and warmness to my home."
"And some answered?"
"Two answered. Municipal works and gas company..."
"Hey, what's up? You're looking so sad."
"Uh, I placed a marriage advertisement:
"I'm searching for someone, who brings light and warmness to my home."
"And some answered?"
"Two answered. Municipal works and gas company..."
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You know, what our german Edeka means pronounced?
Purchasing cooperative of the colonial goods traders.
Purchasing cooperative of the colonial goods traders.
Lean'n'mean
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Lean'n'mean
I'll Lock Up
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Lean'n'mean
I'll Lock Up
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Due to COVID, Snow White will only be accompanied by 6 dwarfs from now on......Sneezy has been placed in quarantine.
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Can you say, "entitlements"?
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Saw a t-shirt yesterday: "Don't (expletive deleted) with old people. The term 'life in prison' doesn't carry as much weight."
Saw a t-shirt yesterday: "Don't (expletive deleted) with old people. The term 'life in prison' doesn't carry as much weight."
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My boss is cranky with me. He told me, "You're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed so far this year?"
I told him I wasn't sure, it's hard to keep track.
I told him I wasn't sure, it's hard to keep track.
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Two ladies talking in Heaven:
1st woman: Hi, Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How did you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible !
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and died a peaceful death. And you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him by himself in the living room watching TV.
1st woman: so what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure that there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house searching. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement, then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds, I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive today.
1st woman: Hi, Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How did you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible !
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and died a peaceful death. And you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him by himself in the living room watching TV.
1st woman: so what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure that there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house searching. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement, then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds, I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive today.
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