Clean Jokes

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Zombie_61]

^ That story is SO much better than the truth.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Coming this fall!

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[GHT]

In the UK, when you reach a hundred you get a card from the Queen.

When you reach sixteen, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Benny Holiday]

Three moles live out in a hole close by a farmhouse, a father, mother and their baby. One day the father mole stuck his head out of the hole and said, "Mmm, I can smell sausages!"

Then the mother mole looked out and said, "And I can smell pancakes!"

The baby, stuck behind the bigger moles and unable to poke his head through, said, "All I can smell is molasses."

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Benny Holiday]

hahahaha that's great @Zombie_61! He can beam over here if he likes after this rotten year!

 

[Benny Holiday]

Boy 1: I like Eminem.
Boy 2: I prefer Skittles.
Boy 1: No, I meant the rapper.
Boy 2: Why on Earth would you eat the wrapper?

 

[Trenchfriend]

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Benny Holiday]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Trenchfriend]

GDR announces a new rowboat. Highly effective mass-production, friendly priced!

But it has to be operated by three people. One has to row, one has to scoop water and one has to scream for help!

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Bushman]

 

[Bushman]

 

[Trenchfriend]

All kids are sleeping in a stable bed. But not Andrea, she's got Ikea...