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Clean Jokes
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^ That story is SO much better than the truth. 
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Coming this fall!
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In the UK, when you reach a hundred you get a card from the Queen.
When you reach sixteen, you get a text from Prince Andrew.
When you reach sixteen, you get a text from Prince Andrew.
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Benny Holiday
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Three moles live out in a hole close by a farmhouse, a father, mother and their baby. One day the father mole stuck his head out of the hole and said, "Mmm, I can smell sausages!"
Then the mother mole looked out and said, "And I can smell pancakes!"
The baby, stuck behind the bigger moles and unable to poke his head through, said, "All I can smell is molasses."
Then the mother mole looked out and said, "And I can smell pancakes!"
The baby, stuck behind the bigger moles and unable to poke his head through, said, "All I can smell is molasses."
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Benny Holiday
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hahahaha that's great @Zombie_61! He can beam over here if he likes after this rotten year!
Benny Holiday
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Boy 1: I like Eminem.
Boy 2: I prefer Skittles.
Boy 1: No, I meant the rapper.
Boy 2: Why on Earth would you eat the wrapper?
Boy 2: I prefer Skittles.
Boy 1: No, I meant the rapper.
Boy 2: Why on Earth would you eat the wrapper?
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Benny Holiday
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GDR announces a new rowboat. Highly effective mass-production, friendly priced!
But it has to be operated by three people. One has to row, one has to scoop water and one has to scream for help!
But it has to be operated by three people. One has to row, one has to scoop water and one has to scream for help!
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All kids are sleeping in a stable bed. But not Andrea, she's got Ikea...
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