Cats Make Lousy Cooks

[panamag8or]

Just a thought...if I sent one of mine to McDonalds with a little bag around her neck containing my order and some money...???

Just don't send her out for Chinese.

 

[Tourbillion]

I'll say cats make lousy cooks, the only thing mine makes is raw lizard mincemeat.

Blech!

At least she hasn't progressed to mammals.

 

[JazzBaby]

Mine has just showed up in the kitchen with a dead bird. Charming.

I think she wants me to cook it for her. Lazy kitty.

 

[Tourbillion]

So charming, almost as good as my mom's cat.

She showed up last year with a live baby bunny. Who screamed it's head off before my mom let it go.

What's next the neighbor's chihuahua?

 

[Fletch]

Nonsense. My cat has a perfectly fine set of opposable thumbs. It's just that they're attatched to *my* hands.

YOU HAVE CAT THUMBS??!! And they let you operate a movie house projector??!!

 

[Feraud]

We have two ferrets and two cockatiels. When they get to cookin' all hell breaks loose.
I feel your pain Senator Jack.

 

[JazzBaby]

It would end up in a big mac.

At least then we'd know exactly what was in one! lol

I've never had a post spawn so many one-liners. They're all hilarious :eusa_clap lol :eusa_clap

 

[CanadaDoll]

Mine has just showed up in the kitchen with a dead bird. Charming.

I think she wants me to cook it for her. Lazy kitty.

lol lol lol
She's just trying to lighten your shopping list by taking care of any poultry products you may need, my kitty used to do that all the time. Just don't ask 'em to set the table, or they'll feel the need to set their places smack in the center of the table!lol