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Autumnal Thoughts........

Gregg Axley

I'll Lock Up
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..and how do you feel about a dead, chopped and baked specimen? :p

When I finally shoot one down, and cook it properly, it's great.
But I've got to admit, making the decoys does take quite awhile, given the size of the real animal.
Plus, after painting it Mary Kay pink, I don't want to get it dirty.
 

Pinhead

One of the Regulars
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Spivey
More like:
He is lurking in the shadows
Waiting for his next victim
Hands like ice and eyes like burning coal
He sits. He waits.
His long black robe drags across the leaves.
His scythe gleams in the Evil light
Frozen in terror his victims stare.
Knowing summer is no longer there.
They stare into soulless eyes.
Their hearts have been hardened by Autumn lies.
The victims are slowly losing their breath.
One manages to speak his last words:
What are you?!
The creature replies with a raspy voice:
I am Autumn the season of Death!

That is very good. Memorable.

And, actually, a tad creepy.
 

vintageTink

One Too Many
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An Okie in SoCal
Just for you, dear:

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:D
Love it!

Mosquitoes in the south are usually the size of pterodactyls.
 

Stray Cat

My Mail is Forwarded Here
^
James!
What the.. is that?
:eeek: Scared the cra* out of me!

That explains your love of Evil Autumn. lol lol
Darn it..
Women - Bad boys - why do those to constantly attract?! [huh] :D

I'll take the whole thing! Bacon wings sound wonderful. :p
OK.
I'll be sending a flock flying your way
If no one shoots them down, they'll be there soon - prepare the shot-gun, sir. :yo:
 
^
James!
What the.. is that?
:eeek: Scared the cra* out of me!


Darn it..
Women - Bad boys - why do those to constantly attract?! [huh] :D


OK.
I'll be sending a flock flying your way
If no one shoots them down, they'll be there soon - prepare the shot-gun, sir. :yo:

That is an Evil Autumn Mosquito around these parts.

Well, you know, you have a choice in not choosing a bad boy. lol lol

They will never make out to me because they would have to fly over the South. Not one will make it to the Mason-Dixon line much less past it. :p
 

Gregg Axley

I'll Lock Up
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5,125
Location
Tennessee
Autumn is only great, if there is a strong wind at my back, when I get my blower out and blow the leaves to the next door neighbors yard. :D
 

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