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  1. LostInTyme

    Clean Jokes

    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
  2. LostInTyme

    Minds And Computers

    It started happening when nine or ten, after I had a cavity fixed and the tooth was filled. About a year later, the tooth came out during a football game the when I got clobbered by some guy way bigger than me. Funny thing about my teeth. I have three empty places in my mouth where there...
  3. LostInTyme

    Minds And Computers

    I once had a tooth that received a local A M radio station. Fortunately the radio station stopped broadcasting, and the tooth finally fell out. Music has never been the same for me.
  4. LostInTyme

    Minds And Computers

    It has reported by some as a rather pleasurable experience. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
  5. LostInTyme

    Minds And Computers

    Last evening, Vija and I were listening to some music on our Sony CD player. It holds and plays 250 CD’s so there is a LOT of music to be heard. The CD that was playing holds some music neither of us had listened to in a long time. On one song, Vija asked who the singer was, Kay Starr, or...
  7. LostInTyme

    Clean Jokes

    Some mornings I wake up grumpy….on others I let her sleep in….
  8. LostInTyme

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    Once upon a time, there were three children who never did anything wrong. That's it. The end........
  9. LostInTyme

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    To whoever stole my antidepressants…..I hope you're happy now…..
  10. LostInTyme

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    I have been informed by the Prince and most honorable and esteemed friend that he will soon be depositing, into my personal bank account an amount of 25 million U.S. dollars currency just for trusting him with my account numbers. I feel it to be a great honor to have been chosen from so many...
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  14. LostInTyme

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    A guy shows up at a walk-in clinic and claims to be invisible. The nurse tells the doctor about the patient in the waiting room and the doctor replies, "Tell him I can't see him today."
  15. LostInTyme

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    My new log cabin arrived today from Ikea. I may need a bit of help for final assembly. INSTRUKSHUNZ: "PUT PARZ TOGEDDER VIZ STRUNG NAILZ."
  16. LostInTyme

    Clean Jokes

    Scariest part of born to be wild is when they find a head out on the highway I tried this joke out on two other forums, by just giving the first two lines of the first stanza. NOBODY got the point. Even when I pointed out that there was a HEAD out on the highway, still NOBODY (and I even...
  17. LostInTyme

    Clean Jokes

    What happened to the "jokes"? Jokes should be funny, humorous and make you smile and laugh. Perhaps, I just fail to see the point.
  19. LostInTyme

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    Always keep an eye on your kids.
  20. LostInTyme

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    Always wear a mask and maintain social distance and sneeze into your elbow.
  21. LostInTyme

    Black Walnuts Anyone?

    Yesterday, we had some high winds and a black walnut from an adjacent property broke and fell onto my barn and property. My initial inspection of the barn revealed no apparent significant damage, but I unable to remove this tree by myself. My wife has contacted the neighbor to inform them of...
  22. LostInTyme

    Rechargeable, Emergency Light Bulbs

    Rechargeable light bulbs? Really, these things work. Vija bought some awhile ago, and we had our first opportunity to use them during our recent 24 hour power outage. She bought a box of them off QVC, in various sizes and wattages. All you have to do is have them in a lamp before the power...
  23. LostInTyme

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    I got tired of waiting for my ship to come in.........

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