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  1. LostInTyme

    New Identities

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    New Identities

    With what seems to include almost everyone, the LGBTQIA+ seems to have cornered the market on the alphabet. Well, I've got a new one OPWNPAA, (Old People With Numerous Problems And Afflictions) We know who we are, so there will be no identity problems. We won't be able to hold or participate in...
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    A friend talked me into seeing a psychic who he thought had amazing mind-reading powers. So I went and she had me sit down and relax, then she asked me my name. That's when I left.
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    How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue, of course.
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    Somewhere, there is a ceiling missing some insulation.......
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    I'm starting a new exercise routine, everyday I'm going to do diddly squats.
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    Sunlight is bad for beer.
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    They arrested the devil to day….they got him on possession….
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    Once I tried out for a spot in a comedic play, but there was no pun in it.
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    The older I get, the better I used to be.
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    How Was Your Day?

    This fellow turned up inside our garage this morning. He has been living around our house for awhile. I believe he exists on chipmunks and moles for his diet. Cody alerts us when be is about. I don't think he and Cody will ever become friends.
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    Vintage Things That Have Disappeared In Your Lifetime?

    On the game of baseball, I agree with the rule changes to speed the game up. I used to be a Cleveland Indians fan. Then came along a guy named Mike Hargrove. He would stand in in the batters box and take five minutes to adjust every piece of his equipment, every time, between every pitch. I...
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    Last text message: ”So right now I'm walking down the railroad tracks with my new Bose noise canceling headpho…..”
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    Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer endorse cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell. She explained: "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".
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    It's called a waltz, Martha.
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    Nurse: “Doctor, the Invisible Man is here for his appointment”. Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him right now”.
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    Good ole' Doc Martin.
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    The Postcard A long time ago, a wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have...
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    How were you able to gather such a large following?
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