I have the sneaking suspicion that this semester's tuition at "the school of hard knocks of the university of life" is gonna be a real slam to our hapless friend Harold. Getting into Yale and being tagged by Skull and Bones might be less costly.
When I got engaged to my now wife, a friend...
"What Are You Wearing Today?"
I wonder what a grand in cash at a fine men's clothing store would have really bought Harold back in 1940. A cashmere overcoat at Brooks Brothers (online, and it really does look like a decent one) will set you back at about $1,700. today. A decent suit can be had...
(What about the kid who sneaks into the vestry before the service and helps herself to as many of the little glasses of grape juice as she can drink? Oh wait, that was me.)
Good Methodist lass, you. We Catholic school kids always went for the brass ring of sacramental wine... if the padre...
"Don't worry about the girls who won't go out with you because they don't think that you're 'cool enough' for them. In thirty years, they'll be calling you at home asking for referrals for good divorce attorneys because Mr. Right didn't turn out to be so 'right' after all."
The diesel hydraulic system. Been employed by the German rail systems for decades. Krauss Maffei locomotives were imported to the US in the 1960's by both the Southern Pacific and Denver & Rio Grande railroads, but the longer distances, higher mountain altitudes, and heavier load demands played...
The Stooges mainly appeared in short subjects for Columbia so it's understandable that character development was thin. There was one feature film before they left Healy, but, like roller coasters, you either love or hate the Stooges. They were forbidden fruit for so many of my fellow males as a...
One reason for their demise was the fact that the greater proportion of their rolling stock was wood and many of them were trailers. Steel cars were a lot safer in collisions and everyone knew it, but many of the elevated structures couldn't support the additional weight of a fleet that would...
Dined there once. The big deal at Igler's was the singing waiters. I remember the cuisine as being only nominally German: the Golden Ox (North & Clybourne) or Zum Deutschen Eck (Lincoln and Southport) were a better bet for decent beef rouladen or saurbraten mit spaetzle. All gone now: seems like...
Never had any desire to visit NYC until, (figuratively) kicking and screaming, my wife dragged me there so that I could explore it while she attended a medical conference. Sometimes it's great to be proven wrong: I was really impressed by the four track express and local subway main in Manhattan...
Now that you mention it... I recall my dad telling me that my mom and he had (after he was discharged in 1945) attended one of those performances: he said that McCormick appeared before them wearing what looked like a smoking jacket, pajamas and slippers, and rambled on for a few minutes in the...
Never believed that she was "the queen of comedy." In my book that title goes to Tracy Ullman.
If I had to be stranded on an island with one woman other than my wife, it'd have to be Tracy Ullman. (Fer cryin' out loud, if I'm stuck on a damned island I don't want starry eyed romance: I need to...
But hasn't this really existed since before than you and I were born? Top high school scholars and athletes were always courted by universities, each trying to outdo the other with subtle- and not so subtle- sales pitches. It's gotten amped up over the decades, and now we have universities built...
Search engines in the hands of the idle curious are the devil's playthings.
What I came up with were lyrics that indicate that similar words were part of the second verse of this:
Put on your old grey bustle, and get out and hustle
'Cause the rent is coming due;
In a field of clover, he will...
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