You know you are getting old when:

[tonyb]

The weather forecast is for freezing (barely) temperatures late at night, so I’ve been bringing in the houseplants that spend the warmer months out on the deck.
Those large pots seem heavier than they did a few months ago.

 

[LostInTyme]

The weather forecast is for freezing (barely) temperatures late at night, so I’ve been bringing in the houseplants that spend the warmer months out on the deck.
Those large pots seem heavier than they did a few months ago.

Perhaps, the plants got larger and heavier. I have a similar problem with my aquarium. I have to constantly add water because the fish drink so much.

 

[GHT]

 

[KILO NOVEMBER]

You're not in a medical profession, but you have a sphygmomanometer.

 

[LostInTyme]

I won a spelling BEE with the word, sphygmomanometer. Then I spent my life's work using a manometer and pitot tube.

 

[Trenchfriend]

sphygmomanometer

B L U T D R U C K M E S S G E R Ä T

The romantic german words...

 

[tonyb]

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Life itself is a deadly, incurable, sexually transmitted disease.

 

[LostInTyme]

B L U T D R U C K M E S S G E R Ä T

Well, that solved one of the great mysteries of my life.

 

[DogFacePonySoldier]

When you start appreciating fine cheeses.

 

[LostInTyme]

LOLOLOL: An ouch moment has arrived. I just realized I must be old. My whole life was surrounded by Swiss cheese and Kraft singles. I must surely be old, since now, wine and cheese are among my favorite eats.

 

[Monte.C]

...when you bend over in your seat to tie your shoes, and before you sit back up you look around to see if there's anything else you can accomplish while you're down there.

 

[GHT]

 

[Turnip]

B L U T D R U C K M E S S G E R Ä T

Well, that solved one of the great mysteries of my life.

Wer anderen eine Bratwurst brät, braucht ein Bratwurstbratgerät.

Cooking skills and not to be lost on a table set for a multi-course meal, including drinks, are some more clear hints of high age.

 

[tonyb]

...when you bend over in your seat to tie your shoes, and before you sit back up you look around to see if there's anything else you can accomplish while you're down there.

And you come to appreciate a little spandex in your blue jeans and ads for “step-in” shoes get your attention.