WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[KilroyCD]

*Taking off in Domine* Alright Teekay, we're headed across the channel to rescue MNC and Milo. The bad guys are armed to the teeth. I'm hoping we can slip in using this hospital 'plane, but you never know. If all hell breaks loose, can I trust you if I give you your Luger back?

 

[Teekay44]

*Taking off in Domine* Alright Teekay, we're headed across the channel to rescue MNC and Milo. The bad guys are armed to the teeth. I'm hoping we can slip in using this hospital 'plane, but you never know. If all hell breaks loose, can I trust you if I give you your Luger back?

YA.... I mean Yes.

 

[carter]

(swoons and falls back clutching his pillow)

so tired....mus...zzzzzz...fffnnnnrrr.....zzzz...

 

[retrogirl1941]

signing off

As I start to wake up I can see a dim lit room with a stove in the back. The voices are still talking…..

Voice 1- I think she may not know anything
Voice 2- Wait shes awake….(walks over to me) So do oyu have any idea how much trouble your boyfriend is in?

Me- What…… what …. Are you talking about?(my head is throbbing so bad)

Voice 2- Well maybe if she does’nt remember that, she will remember who she belongs to from now on….(pulling a branding iron out of the stove)

I try and wiggle out of the rope but no luck, just as the iron gets close to my wrist, (passes out)

 

[Diamondback]

*Rolls pulls up in front of WONK HQ, PFY and I carry Milo? into Carter's office*

PFY: Boss, is it normal for this Carter guy to sleep on the job?
"Yeah, it is." *Shines flashlight into Carter's eye, no visible response*

*pokes Carter in side with Thompson stock, still no response*

*PFY spots scone on floor* "Uh, boss, maybe this had something to do with it..."

*I sniff scone and tea--smell chloral hydrate in the tea and traces of [I could identify ingredient, but then I'd have to kill you] in the scone.* Nothing a healthy shot of adrenaline and some electroshock therapy won't fix...

"PFY, bring the paddles and a 50cc syringe of adrenaline. STAT!"

 

[Diamondback]

(Blackout on radio)"The female is in distress, shall I intervene?"
"YES!"
*Blackout's 2nd sortie of the night kicks off, homing on beacon Samantha doesn't know she's carrying*

OK, as if there weren't enough problems...

*empties syringe into Carter's left-arm major vein, then delivers 15,000 volts across Carter's chest*

"Wakey wakey, boss--we got work to do..."

 

[KilroyCD]

What the heck is that?

Teekay! Look at that off the port side! Doesn't it look like eight tiny reindeer pulling a sleigh?

 

[Diamondback]

*a 40mm shell impacts very close to building where Samantha's about to be branded*

 

[carter]

WHOEEE!....WHOWZER!....OUCH!

Where am I and what just hit me?

Tea?

 

[Diamondback]

Carter, you got slipped a Mickey Finn in your tea and a knockout agent I shan't identify--I'll make you a fresh, safe pot.

You got 50cc of raw adrenaline injected down the expressway into your heart, and 15 thousand volts upside the chest--had to, nothing else was working. Samantha's in trouble, or so Blackout says...

*Brews fresh, un"doctored" tea, then PFY tests it... results clean*

There you go...

*PFY looks at temporal-ops console*
PFY: "Boss, we got a problem: multiple downtimers reverting to present spacetime! Beacons are calling them Zebra One through Twelve... and they seem to have reverted near Sam's position..."
CRAP!

 

[carter]

DB, let's try to regroup here and determine our next move.

Any word from Kilroy?

Who are these people with you?

 

[KilroyCD]

Hang on Teekay, we're going to try landing on the beach. Milo and MNC are supposed to be nearby. Is that small arms fire coming up at us?

 

[KilroyCD]

*Keys mic* Carter, are you there? We have beach in sight, but are taking some small arms fire. We're going in, hopefully MNC and Milo are near last reported position. Do you copy? Over.

 

[Diamondback]

*making introductions*
PFY, Carter; Carter, PFY.

Milo?: "All these years working for you and you don't remember? It's me, Milo! You know, the one who always fetches your slippers..."

(Blackout on radio) "I require fuel and ammunition. Returning to base."

Several minutes later...
*Blackout lands and taxies right to Carter's office window*

Looks like the gang's all here, except Kilroy, Samantha, MNC and his Milo...

 

[carter]

Pleased to make your acquaintance, gentlemen. Good show.

Tea?

DB, I'm not too sure about Milo. Let's keep an eye on him.

Where are Kilroy and his crew?

 

[KilroyCD]

*Keys mic* carter, we're on short final to a short strip of beach near MNC and Milo's last reported position. Still receiving small arms fire. Ow! I think I've been hit!

 

[carter]

Kilroy, copy that. Ambulance will be on runway. Over.

 

[KilroyCD]

Yes, I have been hit, but it's just a graze wound. Teekay's a bit worse off though, I think he may have taken one to the gonads. We're on the ground okay, and I see what looks like MNC and Milo running toward the aeroplane. Hurry guys! They're peppering this kite with SAF!

 

[carter]

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[KilroyCD]

*Keys mic* Carter, this is Kilroy. MNC and Milo on board, we're back in the air, but barely. This kite looks like Swiss cheese, one engine is about to pack it in, Teekay is singing the high notes and none too happy about it. I suggest having crash truck as well as ambulance on standby...Over!