What's for Dinner?

[Tomasso]

I'm fasting today for tomorrow's colonoscopy. Can't wait!

 

[jamespowers]

I'm fasting today for tomorrow's colonoscopy. Can't wait!

A long armed proctologist eh?

 

[Gregg Axley]

I'm fasting today for tomorrow's colonoscopy. Can't wait!

If you ever have an upper endoscopy and a colonoscopy on the same day, don't ask the nurse if they use the same camera for both.
For some reason they don't find that funny.

Pizza part 2 last night.
Tacos tonight.

 

[Vera Godfrey]

Crunchy Parmesan Ranch Chicken
Mashed potato patties
Green beans

 

[Tomasso]

A long armed proctologist eh?

Yeah but he goes by 'gastroenterologist' and I ain't about to argue with him when he's got that gadget in his hand.

 

[Tomasso]

If you ever have an upper endoscopy and a colonoscopy on the same day, don't ask the nurse if they use the same camera for both.
For some reason they don't find that funny.
.

I've abandoned all attempts at levity with medical types for most lack even a modicum sense of humor. [huh]

 

[Stray Cat]

I'm fasting today for tomorrow's colonoscopy. Can't wait!

Oh.. what a joy. :doh:

..I'm yet to find out what's for dinner. :hungry:

 

[Tomasso]

Here I sit in the waiting room after being told that a film crew from a local TV station is doing a piece in the procedure room and that anyone not wanting to appear on the news will have a two hour wait.

 

[hatguy1]

If you ever have an upper endoscopy and a colonoscopy on the same day, don't ask the nurse if they use the same camera for both. For some reason they don't find that funny.

No sense of humor.

 

[jamespowers]

Here I sit in the waiting room after being told that a film crew from a local TV station is doing a piece in the procedure room and that anyone not wanting to appear on the news will have a two hour wait.

So you don't want to be on the news? Its not like they will recognize you from that view.

 

[Tomasso]

So you don't want to be on the news? Its not like they will recognize you from that view.

You never know, I've dated a lot of women in this area.

 

[dnjan]

You never know, I've dated a lot of women in this area.

I guess that puts new meaning to the phrase "I know that @$$____!"

 

[jamespowers]

I guess that puts new meaning to the phrase "I know that @$$____!"

:rofl:

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Proper corned beef and cabbage last night. Not that canned rubbish!

 

[Gregg Axley]

So you don't want to be on the news? Its not like they will recognize you from that view.

I'm not so sure, and if it's a split in the back gown, I'm not watching that news report.


Beef tacos, with tapatio hot sauce.
No cauliflower.

 

[jamespowers]

I'm not so sure, and if it's a split in the back gown, I'm not watching that news report.


Beef tacos, with tapatio hot sauce.
No cauliflower.

Well it would be the back of the gown no matter what.

Cauliflower tacos?! :doh:

 

[Gregg Axley]

Well it would be the back of the gown no matter what.

Cauliflower tacos?! :doh:

I wouldn't want those either.
Then again, the thought of fish tacos...:scared:

 

[jamespowers]

I wouldn't want those either.
Then again, the thought of fish tacos...:scared:

Fish is the same as skunk---unthinkable.

 

[Tomasso]

I guess that puts new meaning to the phrase "I know that @$$____!"

That's Hilariass!

 

[Tomasso]

Well, after nine hours hanging around the hospital and a run in with the roto-rooter I figured I'd treat myself to a pig out at Joe's Stone Crab. I actually wasn't very hungry but I figured a mound of claws placed in front of me would get my juices going. Sadly, I petered out after a half dozen jumbos. Me thinks it was that scope dope they plied me with that stole my appetite.