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A Million Ways to Die in the West
Saw it in the cinema tonight and now I can't get this bloody song out of my head!
[video=youtube;NE5uCw7y7g4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE5uCw7y7g4[/video]
You men who long for love
You mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know
To capture the hearts of the fair
You may not have the looks
You may not have the dash
But you'll win yourself a girl
If you've only got a moustache
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache
You may be common folk
Without a hint of pride
But you needn't be a king
To make any maiden a bride
You may not have the name
You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl your own
If you've only got a moustache
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache
You may be big and fat
Or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out
You're wondering how to get in
Well, here is my advice
For how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls
If you've only got a moustache
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache
A moustache! A moustache! A moustache!
Big moustache, thick moustache
My moustache, your moustache
Say the word, the word moustache
(A moustache! A moustache!)
Now we both have said moustache
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache
Saw it in the cinema tonight and now I can't get this bloody song out of my head!
[video=youtube;NE5uCw7y7g4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE5uCw7y7g4[/video]
You men who long for love
You mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know
To capture the hearts of the fair
You may not have the looks
You may not have the dash
But you'll win yourself a girl
If you've only got a moustache
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache
You may be common folk
Without a hint of pride
But you needn't be a king
To make any maiden a bride
You may not have the name
You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl your own
If you've only got a moustache
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache
You may be big and fat
Or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out
You're wondering how to get in
Well, here is my advice
For how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls
If you've only got a moustache
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache
A moustache! A moustache! A moustache!
Big moustache, thick moustache
My moustache, your moustache
Say the word, the word moustache
(A moustache! A moustache!)
Now we both have said moustache
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache
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