What to do about soggy cornflakes?

[Marc Chevalier]

If we can put a man on the Moon, then ...

 

[Miss Neecerie]

If we can put a man on the Moon, then ...

eat faster.


And man, you must have a lot of free time on your hands...all these random threads.

Please send some of that paid free time my way, I could use it.

 

[mysterygal]

your on a roll, huh?
even with all the technology we have we can't get those darn flakes to stay crisp....there's only one thing to do.....eat them fast....real fast

 

[Marc Chevalier]

It's consternating, if not constipating.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Miss Neecerie, I'm sending some of that paid free time your way via Czech Federal Express. They're kind of slow, however.


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[jamespowers]

Geez! Just eat Grapenuts. That stuff never gets soggy. I am thinking of using some of it in my driveway as a substitute for pea gravel.

Regards to all,

J

 

[mysterygal]

Well, James, living in California, you could probably get away with it

 

[Marc Chevalier]

I call it "Grateguts". It really does grate on your guts.


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[geo]

Czech Federal Express.

They've taken over that too?

If the Czechs would make cornflakes, they would make them shaped like cubes.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Czech cornflakes would be made of felt and sold to England.

 

[geo]

For 1 pound 60 each.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

And yes, there is a difference between a flakemaker and a flaker.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Flock & Co., the famous British cornflake firm, is in fact a flaker.

 

[Salv]

If the Czechs would make cornflakes, they would make them shaped like cubes.

Would they be solid cubes, or hollow, I wonder. Solid-cube cornflakes wouldn't go soggy quite as quickly as hollow-cube cornflakes or standard cornflakes. But then would a solid-cube cornflake really be a cornflake? If they were still to be called cornflakes I suppose they would have to be hollow-cube, but then we'd still have the sogginess problem.

 

[fedoralover]

It's threads like this that remind me to stay in the Hats section.


Hope I spelled all the words correctly.


fedoralover

 

[jamespowers]

Well, James, living in California, you could probably get away with it

No doubt I could but all the dang cats in the neighborhood would probably eat my driveway. Then they would end up at the vet and I would get all the bills and end up being sued by the SPCA. Yep, that's California for you.

Regards to all,

J

 

[jamespowers]

I call it "Grateguts". It really does grate on your guts.

C'mon! Just eat a nice BIG bowl.
Grating isn't it?

Regards to all,

J

 

[Paisley]

Use less milk.

 

[jamespowers]

Use less milk.

Better yet, use no milk at all and throw in some grapenuts too.

Regards to all,

J

 

[shamus]

I know of a guy working on that same problem. I think he came up with a solution...

His name is Clark Griswold. Hails from Chicago. You might be able to look him up.