What is your biggest vice?

[KilroyCD]

Okay Loungers, what is your biggest vice? Here's mine:

Oh wait a minute, that's a vise, not a vice. Oops, sorry! lol
I guess if a warped sense of humour is a vice, that's mine. However, I've heard other "vices" than smoke, drink or gambling put forth, such as chocolate. If that can be considered a vice, then I can honestly say chocolate (especially dark chocolate) is my biggest vice.

 

[retrogirl1941]

That must be why we get along so well! I am a chocoholic too!lol!

Samantha

 

[MrNewportCustom]

We need to get the vise squad after Kilroy!

You were reading my mind, Kilroy! I was thinking about starting this very thread (vise included) about an hour ago. But, much like Steven Wright and his joke about bowling a gutterball, I couldn't get the wording. lol


Lee

 

[KilroyCD]

That must be why we get along so well! I am a chocoholic too!lol!

Samantha

That must have been where we met! Chocoholics Anonymous!

 

[retrogirl1941]

That must have been where we met! Chocoholics Anonymous!

I go there to pick up good-looking men such as yourself!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

I go there to pick up good-looking men such as yourself!

Samantha

I'm blushing....

 

[KilroyCD]

You were reading my mind, Kilroy! I was thinking about starting this very thread (vise included) about an hour ago. But, much like Steven Wright and his joke about bowling a gutterball, I couldn't get the wording. lol


Lee

What's the saying? Warped minds think alike... or was that strange minds...no I have it! Great minds think alike!
By the way, could you enlighten me about that Steven Wright joke?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Hey good lookin'! Say what's cookin'?

You probably pick up tons of good looking ladies at these meetings.......

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

You probably pick up tons of good looking ladies at these meetings.......

Samantha

Just you, my dear (wink wink) just you...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Just you, my dear (wink wink) just you...

*Wink,Wink* Whatcha' ya doing later? Maybe we could meet at the loose caboose.........

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

*Wink,Wink* Whatcha' ya doing later? Maybe we could meet at the loose caboose.........

Samantha

I'm on my way!

 

[retrogirl1941]

I'm on my way!

I'm already there!lol Room number.........

samantha

 

[Teekay44]

Did I just log onto E-Harmony by mistake? :eusa_doh: lol

 

[retrogirl1941]

Did I just log onto E-Harmony by mistake? :eusa_doh: lol

No our hotel room!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Did I just log onto E-Harmony by mistake? :eusa_doh: lol

OMG I can't breathe! lol lol lol ROFLMAO! lol lol lol

 

[KilroyCD]

Samantha, I think I know what your biggest vice is...

Flirting!

 

[Dixon Cannon]

Leg art! -- Hint, hint! -- Wink, wink! -- Nod, nod! -- Say no more!

-dixon cannon

 

[Miss Brill]

Leg art! -- Hint, hint! -- Wink, wink! -- Nod, nod! -- Say no more!

-dixon cannon

Say it proudly: YOU LOVE PORN! lol

 

[Atticus Finch]

Say it proudly: YOU LOVE PORN! lol

Alright!!! Only two pages and we've rolled out the big guns!!! This is going to be an interesting ride!!

Atticus

 

[carter]

Reenactor Gothic

Okay Loungers, what is your biggest vice? Here's mine:

Oh wait a minute, that's a vise, not a vice. Oops, sorry! lo!
I guess if a warped sense of humour is a vice, that's mine. However, I've heard other "vices" than smoke, drink or gambling put forth, such as chocolate. If that can be considered a vice, then I can honestly say chocolate (especially dark chocolate) is my biggest vice.

Kilroy, My Dear

Are the items in those boxes pre or post vise?
Chocolate or otherwise?

Though the contents may vary,
It's all rather scary,

To contemplate the contents,
And their creator's intent.

"A Warden", says he, "is all that I am."
I supect, however, that it's all a sham.

Further inquiry, I'm certain,
Could bring down the curtain.

For there's a Lady named Sam,
Whose proportions are glam,

Whose chums are all bent,
Not at all heaven-sent,

She lures the unwary,
Each Tom, Dick, And Harry.

And so I surmise,
Reenacting's a guise.

Oh, it seems sedentary,
And sometimes quite merry,

All vintage merriment,
Enticing each lady and gent,

With perambulator and pram,
Each character another "I am".

Some sleep in coaches, others in tents,
Each supposing their time well-spent,

But those who are wary,
Keep watch, and are chary.

Leading he who pries,
To an untimely demise.