What is your biggest vice?

[KilroyCD]

Kilroy, My Dear

Are the items in those boxes pre or post vise?
Chocolate or otherwise?

Though the contents may vary,
It's all rather scary,

To contemplate the contents,
And their creator's intent.

"A Warden", says he, "is all that I am."
I supect, however, that it's all a sham.

Further inquiry, I'm certain,
Could bring down the curtain.

For there's a Lady named Sam,
Whose proportions are glam,

Whose chums are all bent,
Not at all heaven-sent,

She lures the unwary,
Each Tom, Dick, And Harry.

And so I surmise,
Reenacting's a guise.

Oh, it seems sedentary,
And sometimes quite merry,

All vintage merriment,
Enticing each lady and gent,

With perambulator and pram,
Each character another "I am".

Some sleep in coaches, others in tents,
Each supposing their time well-spent,

But those who are wary,
Keep watch, and are chary.

Leading he who pries,
To an untimely demise.

Carter,
You're a poet,
And you do not know it,
But your feet show it,
Because they're Longfellows...

 

[BORNTOOLATE]

My Business Cards

I'm seriously considering changing my business cards to VICE PRESIDENT when I reorder.

 

[retrogirl1941]

Carter,
You're a poet,
And you do not know it,
But your feet show it,
Because they're Longfellows...

Carter,

I feel so honored b/c in the 4 years that I have known kilroycd we have never had a poem writen about us! That is ten times better than a song!

Samantha

 

[MrNewportCustom]

GMTA? WMTA? SMTA? I like MMTA.

What's the saying? Warped minds think alike... or was that strange minds...no I have it! Great minds think alike!
By the way, could you enlighten me about that Steven Wright joke?

I've always liked my own version, Kilroy: MMTA. Or, Mediocre Minds Think Alike.

Steven Wright rolls the microphone along a railing, then lets it thump against something and says, "Gutter. It took me three days to write that. I couldn't get the wording."


Lee

 

[ShooShooBaby]

i started a thread about my favorite vice - procrastination. go join in....





or do it later.

 

[Chas]

Vintage porn.

I'm at work, so I can't link to anything. I'll be back with my link in a few.

I'm an inveterate girl watcher. Sometimes a flirt.

 

[ShooShooBaby]

Vintage porn.

I'm at work, so I can't link to anything. I'll be back with my link in a few.

I'm an inveterate girl watcher. Sometimes a flirt.

watch it... they'll nail you if you link

 

[Chas]

I defy the Legion Of Decency!

Have at you!!

Dude, seriously.

 

[Dixon Cannon]

Ahhhh.......

Say it proudly: YOU LOVE PORN! lol

I meant leg art....

[huh]

-dixon cannon

 

[carter]

Carter,
You're a poet,
And you do not know it,
But your feet show it,
Because they're Longfellows...

My biggest vice may be writing doggerel.

 

[carter]

Say it proudly: YOU LOVE PORN! lol

And dogs in need of a good home.

 

[dhermann1]

I'll put it bluntly. My greatest vice is SLOTH. It's infinitely worse than mere procrastination. But I do enjoy it.

 

[pennycarrol]

I've got vices like everyone in this world lol!!!!!!!!!!! Well for me it's a glass of white zinfandel (ros?© wine), a cigarette with ros?© champagne (especially the brand called Ruinart: one of the oldest french champagne!!!), foie gras, chocolate, music, poetry, laughs (I love to laugh!!), red lipstick, perfumes,...... Ohh and Chai tea also!!!!

 

[Miss 1929]

I've got vices like everyone in this world lol!!!!!!!!!!! Well for me it's a glass of white zinfandel (ros?© wine), a cigarette with ros?© champagne (especially the brand called Ruinart: one of the oldest french champagne!!!), foie gras, chocolate, music, poetry, laughs (I love to laugh!!), red lipstick, perfumes,...... Ohh and Chai tea also!!!!

Those aren't vices, those are necessities!

 

[pennycarrol]

Yes, Miss 1929!!!!!!!!! It's totally true lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Diamondback]

Y'know the comment about "big guns"? Those are my biggest vice: a tendency toward obsessive study of any weapons system so large it has to be vehicle-mounted--show me those big 16"/50's on the Missouri ansd I go nuts...

Probably attempting to flirt when I don't have the means to back it up (although if I did I certainly would) is #2...

Can't forget #3: military miniatures and scale models. (Oh, I am so outed as a pathetic geek, aren't I?)

 

[dhermann1]

Y'know the comment about "big guns"? Those are my biggest vice: a tendency toward obsessive study of any weapons system so large it has to be vehicle-mounted--show me those big 16"/50's on the Missouri ansd I go nuts...

Probably attempting to flirt when I don't have the means to back it up (although if I did I certainly would) is #2...

Can't forget #3: military miniatures and scale models. (Oh, I am so outed as a pathetic geek, aren't I?)

Old buddy, somewhere out there, maybe hiding under a rock in the forest or the desert, a very cute little geekette is waiting for you. Do not be afraid to seek her out! She's out there!

 

[Miss Brill]

I meant leg art....

[huh]

-dixon cannon

That is sexxxy.

 

[Miss Brill]

And dogs in need of a good home.

Move to TN, we have a pet over-population problem.

 

[retrogirl1941]

Kilroy alreay pointed out my biggest vice, FLIRTING!lol! Now its harmless(kilroy can atest to that) but before I was permantley taken, it was hardcore flirting. I'm so bad.....but it feels so good...

Samantha