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[Edward]

The EverReady Bunny just got arrested.
charged with battery.

Last night two guys from our area were arrested. The first was eating batteries, the second fireworks. The first guy was charged this morning, but the other guy got let off.

 

[rogueclimber]

How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?

You take the S out of safe… and the F out of way.

 

[AbbaDatDeHat]

Sheckys have risen.
Ba da da boom
B

 

[Monte.C]

When she left me she took some of my personal things with her, like my mood ring.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Trenchfriend]

On a street in Berlin.

A granny waits at a tram stop. A young girl with a tablet comes along.

"Excuse me. We're doing a survey about the internet."

"My little, someone like me has nothing to do with that."


Girl ignores it and starts to read questions from her tablet.

"Do you got an internet connection?"

"No no."

"Did you use the internet in the last four weeks?

"Ah my little, just leave it be."

"Do you use Twitter, Facebook, Tumbler or WhatsApp?"

"I'm now 93 years old, there you don't need such stuff anymore."

"But doesn't that bother you, that we are able to do all this and you don't?"

"You know, but instead I still know how to fire a Flak."

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Bitburger truck capsized on the Autobahn 9 and lost more than 1.000 bottles of beer."

Track was tight for hours!

 

[LostInTyme]

APPLE needs to develop a new phone with an OSMOSIS operating system. Then, it could transfer it's SMART to the owner, and the world would be a better place.

 

[Trenchfriend]

DDR man, BRD man and Frenchman meet. DDR man and Frenchman are on time, but BRD man too late.

"Sorry, I had to wait in the supermarket line to pay some pomegranate."

Frenchman: "What is a line?"
DDR man: "What is a pomegranate??"

 

[Trenchfriend]

Sorry, my american friends, you forgot one stripe!

 

[Trenchfriend]

Kid found a grenade, down by the river!

And? No kissing, yet??

 

[Leather_nube]

Kid found a grenade, down by the river!

And? No kissing, yet??

I totally don’t get that and my emoji’s don’t work to allow me to sufficiently express it

 

[Trenchfriend]

I totally don’t get that and my emoji’s don’t work to allow me to sufficiently express it

Kid found a hot girl...

 

[Leather_nube]

Kid found a hot girl...

Thanking you kindly sir, now it works. Different lingo

 

[LostInTyme]

It was a dark and evil night, when a lone Die Hard battery stood on a corner in the roughest part of town. In the distance, two figures approached. Soon enough, the old and worn Die Hard was confronted by two, tall and skinny jumper cables. They each possessed brand-new and very shiny copper, and menacing end clips.

The old and very wise battery looks them up and down and asks them, "Are you guys here to start something with me?"

 

[Trenchfriend]

Wifey called me, she's in the mood for LOVE, today.

 

[Trenchfriend]

After receiving a radio call from mess hall chief, that there must have been something wrong with the herring salad, today:

 

[Dash Riprock]

Is political parody OK ???

Here's a golden oldie from 2016.. it's a music video

I think My Dog is a Democrat by Bryan Lewis

You'd have to search You Tube for this song... it's pretty funny!
(I can't figure out how to post the video from You Tube)

 

[LostInTyme]

Politics is verboten.