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Last night two guys from our area were arrested. The first was eating batteries, the second fireworks. The first guy was charged this morning, but the other guy got let off.
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Last night two guys from our area were arrested. The first was eating batteries, the second fireworks. The first guy was charged this morning, but the other guy got let off.
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On a street in Berlin.
A granny waits at a tram stop. A young girl with a tablet comes along.
"Excuse me. We're doing a survey about the internet."
"My little, someone like me has nothing to do with that."
Girl ignores it and starts to read questions from her tablet.
"Do you got an internet connection?"
"No no."
"Did you use the internet in the last four weeks?
"Ah my little, just leave it be."
"Do you use Twitter, Facebook, Tumbler or WhatsApp?"
"I'm now 93 years old, there you don't need such stuff anymore."
"But doesn't that bother you, that we are able to do all this and you don't?"
"You know, but instead I still know how to fire a Flak."
A granny waits at a tram stop. A young girl with a tablet comes along.
"Excuse me. We're doing a survey about the internet."
"My little, someone like me has nothing to do with that."
Girl ignores it and starts to read questions from her tablet.
"Do you got an internet connection?"
"No no."
"Did you use the internet in the last four weeks?
"Ah my little, just leave it be."
"Do you use Twitter, Facebook, Tumbler or WhatsApp?"
"I'm now 93 years old, there you don't need such stuff anymore."
"But doesn't that bother you, that we are able to do all this and you don't?"
"You know, but instead I still know how to fire a Flak."
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