WANTED TO TRADE: KIDNEY FOR VS JAZZMAN

[Mr. Lucky]

Just puttin' this out there - Willing to trade one (1) kidney - or possibly other vital organ - for a Vintage Silhouettes Jazzman in a 7 5/8's. Prefer a lighter color and summer weight felt.

PM me if interested.

 

[RBH]

I shall be watching this thread.....

 

[Mikey P]

What size is the kidney?

 

[Garrett]

Isn't a kidney worth more than $305 ?

 

[handlebar bart]

Just puttin' this out there - Willing to trade one (1) kidney - or possibly other vital organ - for a Vintage Silhouettes Jazzman in a 7 5/8's. Prefer a lighter color and summer weight felt.

PM me if interested.

Blood type?

 

[Lefty]

Isn't a kidney worth more than $305 ?

I was thinking that. Now I'm wondering what and how much Mr. Lucky has been putting into his system.

 

[fluteplayer07]

...or possibly other vital organ...

I need a heart. Mine is currently two sizes too small.

 

[rmrdaddy]

Isn't a kidney worth more than $305 ?

If he's compatible, I might take this deal.....Having a backup available would allow me to up my bourbon intake.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

I'll try to answer all your questions -

Blood type 'O' (as in "O my God! You can't be serious!")

The kidney, at least the left one, is a bit, well, chiseled. Let's just count that up to, you know, the 80's.

"Isn't a kidney worth more than $305?" Well, it was, before the recession. Just like any valued piece subject to the market place - real estate, stocks, body parts - which has taken quite a hit over the past few years the 'street' value has dropped precipitously. So, to answer the question - Yes, it is worth more than $305, American. Now, in Canadian currency, that's a whole other ball of wax, eh.

I hope I have addressed your concerns and questions. I'd love to see it go here before I have to resort to putting it on Ebay.

Thanks.

 

[Garrett]

How's your liver?....I like to drink and may need a healthy swap

 

[Mr. Lucky]

I was informed (Thanks, Dan!) that I was offering the wrong body part as a on par value exchange. And while the newly suggested body part would be more likely to be of equal value, I do wish to keep BOTH of those.

Please keep the offers coming! Thanks.

 

[jeffconnors]

I will take a small piece or all of the above mentioned parts, hey you will have a new hat to cover the scars!

 

[zetwal]

It's a good think you're not looking for a Whippet. I think that would cost you even more ...

 

[Bruce Wayne]

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GWD]

It's a good think you're not looking for a Whippet. I think that would cost you even more ...

Yeah! What's going on with the Whippet prices these days? [huh]

 

[scottyrocks]

Isn't a kidney worth more than $305 ?

I have a non-functional pancreas that probably isnt.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

It's a good think you're not looking for a Whippet. I think that would cost you even more ...

Oh, I went down this road before, and got a Whippet! Nice one too!

That reminds me, time to change my moniker from Mr. Lucky to Mr. STUBBY!