"Unhappy Hipsters" Blog

[LizzieMaine]

A hapster isn't afraid to be sincere.

 

[sheeplady]

Come on! Help me writ this! What else does a hapster do? What defines hapster culture as opposed to the hipster culture?

A hapster wears clothing without questioning how hapster it is.

A hapster has a home you feel comfortable sitting in.

 

[jamespowers]

A hapster isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.
A hapster is neat and clean but not a fop.
A hapster can be thrifty but not to the point of pinching pennies needlessly.
A hapster can wear a hat without it wearing him---other items of clothing as well.
A hapster has a sense of humor not a sense of smugness.
A hapster can read If by Rudyard Kipling and follow those principles.

 

[Touchofevil]

Now that is another good one.
In Boy Scouts we used to make apple cobbler in a dutch oven over the campfire. Now that smelled pretty darned good---even if you were stuck out in the rain without room service.

Homemade cobbler is a great dish! My Lady was talking about making that this morning. The smell of Teryaki Chicken is another meal that makes me feel like it's Christmas.
Hmmmm........... I wonder if it is close to 108 degrees yet.....................

 

[jlee562]

It's doubly delish because no Hipster will get it lol

::facepalm::

You should have seen the crowd at the Bridge School Benefit......

 

[jamespowers]

Homemade cobbler is a great dish! My Lady was talking about making that this morning. The smell of Teryaki Chicken is another meal that makes me feel like it's Christmas.
Hmmmm........... I wonder if it is close to 108 degrees yet.....................

:rofl:
The smell of Ham roasting in the oven reminds me of Christmas---that and Tom and Jerrys in mugs with the name on them.

 

[LizzieMaine]

The smell of Christmas? Life Savers. We always got Life Savers in our stockings. And those stockings still smell like Life Savers today.

 

[Touchofevil]

:rofl:
The smell of Ham roasting in the oven reminds me of Christmas---that and Tom and Jerrys in mugs with the name on them.

Hungry, wonderwhat is for dinner tonight. I need to check on a thread.

 

[Touchofevil]

:rofl:
The smell of Ham roasting in the oven reminds me of Christmas---that and Tom and Jerrys in mugs with the name on them.

The smell of Christmas is homemade hot cider and cinnamon.

 

[jamespowers]

Hungry, wonderwhat is for dinner tonight. I need to check on a thread.

Good idea.

 

[LizzieMaine]

A hapster wouldn't be caught dead paying $10 a pound for "artisanal seafood." Instead she buys fresh fish for $3 a pound, caught that morning, from a smelly 60 year old man with a rusty panel truck parked at the side of the road.

 

[Miss Stella]

Ha ha at first glance I thought you wrote hamster!!!

 

[DJH]

It's doubly delish because no Hipster will get it lol

That's good news. I was getting a little worried yesterday because I was channeling my inner hipster and seriously thought of buying some PBR so I could post a pic on Facebook.

Decided to get some Goose Island Honker's and be one of these new fangled Hapsters instead.

 

[vitanola]

It's doubly delish because no Hipster will get it lol

"Doubly Delish"?

Perhaps Simply Delish:

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Crosby, Nash and Stills.

Yah, sure.

More of that electric guitar cr..., er, "Stuff".

I thought that we were discussing "golden era" here, a place where "Acoustic Jazz" refers to something recorded before 1925.

 

[ButteMT61]

That's good news. I was getting a little worried yesterday because I was channeling my inner hipster and seriously thought of buying some PBR so I could post a pic on Facebook.Decided to get some Goose Island Honker's and be one of these new fangled Hapsters instead.

Meh.

 

[ButteMT61]

"Doubly Delish"?Perhaps Simply Delish:[video=youtube_share;zmOn1feHiTQ]http://youtu.be/zmOn1feHiTQ[/video]Crosby, Nash and Stills.Yah, sure.More of that electric guitar cr..., er, "Stuff".I thought that we were discussing "golden era" here, a place where "Acoustic Jazz" refers to something recorded before 1925.

See - she forgot YOUNG! HIPSTER ALERT!!!!@@!!!!!

 

[Fletch]

A hapster wouldn't be caught dead paying $10 a pound for "artisanal seafood." Instead she buys fresh fish for $3 a pound, caught that morning, from a smelly 60 year old man with a rusty panel truck parked at the side of the road.

Hopefully that's just fish he smells like.

 

[vitanola]

See - she forgot YOUNG! HIPSTER ALERT!!!!@@!!!!!

She?

SHE?

I, sir am NOT a "she". Haven't that much sense, I'm afraid. Would have thought that my malenes would have ben quite
apparent in the silliness of my postings.

As for the "hipster" comment, well, I'm a bit too old for that,I'm afraid. NEver liked that jangly electric guitar noise which had passed for music these last fifty years. Even when the music was new and current I was playing my 78's. I was blessed to have been given a machine and records when a young child (my great-grandfather's Victor V at the age of five) and I never looked back.

 

[Fletch]

THE HAPSTER MANIFESTO

1. A hapster has a job, or endeavours to get one. A real one. Not just farting about with digital design.
2. A hapster never litters
3. A hapster doesn't get money from Muv and Farvre.

Nice to learn there's no depression in Sweden.

I've worked 18 years in the family business. Among my responsibilities are copywriting, editorial services, and yes, "farting about with digital design."

I also only agree with about 80% of If. OTOH, I can sing the tires off On the Road to Mandalay.

So I guess I can't be a hapster.

How about a Hapsburg? Any openings in what's left of the Holy Roman Empire? I own my own white tie and tails and can have a Van Dyck ready on 2 weeks notice.

I am also chahmed, my deeah lady, to make your acqvaintantz. *click* *kiss kiss*

 

[ButteMT61]

Sorry, vitanola!!! But only about the she thing lol