His was the most visually appealing but I think @Superfluous summed up the conjured collective emotion man jorts evoke.Not much traction for the op on this thread other than the usual banter one would expect. Best response was by @ProteinNerd.
Never base anything in your wardrobe on something worn by Paul Blart, mall cop!So, the final question:
What are the original "trucker-shorts"? Were they selfmade cut-offs? Did they ever exist?
Or are the "UPS"-shorts the original thing??
You forgot the cheap tanktops.Every summer you'd see German guys wandering around town wearing short (and I mean short!!) swimming pants, t- shirts and flip flops.
We like our jorts like this in 'murica!Well, Europe ain't 'Murica, and 'Murica ain't Europe, that's fer sure. haha
No I think you need to finish explaining thatThat's a whole lot of partying at the back!
....I hope everyone gets that I'm referring to his mullet and not his...er...nevermind ...you guys get it [emoji23]
Now I know you're a sensitive guy, you had to skip breakfast and lunch with the minimalist leather so perhaps you should look away now.Those look like Daisy Dukes to me!
My dad used to wear them just like yours Ton, he cut them so short you could see the bottom of the pockets. Even as a kid I recognized that as a fashion faux pas.
In Brit-speak the crude definition of a mistake is a cock-up. So those shorts are spectacular COCK-UPS.Or are the "UPS"-shorts the original thing??
I just can't believe this guy is not sporting a fanny pack! How do you have that mullet and not one of these:That's a whole lot of partying at the back!
....I hope everyone gets that I'm referring to his mullet and not his...er...nevermind ...you guys get it [emoji23]
I was a sensitive guy a couple days ago but these recent forum posts are definitely toughening me up a bit!Now I know you're a sensitive guy, you had to skip breakfast and lunch with the minimalist leather so perhaps you should look away now.
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In Brit-speak the crude definition of a mistake is a cock-up. So those shorts are spectacular COCK-UPS.
Umm...it's hot where I live. I wear shorts everyday--almost. But, Those!...Some minutes ago, I finally grabbed my most worn out jeans, a classic black Wrangler regular-fit, took my old sharp scissors and "woohoo"!
Life's good...
If they are for your lady friend, then yes.
If they are for you, then no.
We like our jorts like this in 'murica!
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Oh no man they're still all good. Especially for the uninhibited.Wait, jean shorts arent ok anymore?
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