The Wifely Duties

[LoveMyHats2]

And take your cell phone. This is 2011, ya know.

Early American Indians, used smoke signals, so yeah the cell phone is good!

 

[Black Dahlia]

Hmmm, a bit confused in this thread...it's about wifely duties or about finding a wife? ha ha

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[LoveMyHats2]

Hmmm, a bit confused in this thread...it's about wifely duties or about finding a wife? ha ha

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I think perhaps, someone wanted to express the need for a wife, so she could have some wifely duties!

 

[C-dot]

Hmmm, a bit confused in this thread...it's about wifely duties or about finding a wife? ha ha

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As usual, things have gotten slightly askew lol

 

[LoveMyHats2]

As usual, things have gotten slightly askew lol

Well in some ways, Wifely Duties can include helping un-askew certain things around the home or in life.

One example may be, like: "My Husband needed me to get his neck tie straight, as the way he tied it, it looked rather askewed"!

Another example, looking at things stored in the closet: "Drats, things have just been tossed all over in that closet and so much an askewed mess, that I will have to make sure that it gets organized better".

Not that these examples should be made the "Wifes" problems to fix.

"Oh Herman, is that your mess, you left everything so askewed, and if you do not straighten it out, there will be hell to pay" (This example probably is the more popular and true one I can think of). We all know a "Herman" or two....

 

[jamespowers]

They're the reason that sometimes as I'm sitting all alone in this empty house, I go. "Could be worse, she could be here nagging at me right now."

Oh yeah. That would be bad.:eeek::eusa_doh:

 

[Black Dahlia]

*lol* Askew and akimbo...always on FL.
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[HoosierDaddy]

Askew...!!
'God Bless You'..!

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

I'm sitting all alone in this empty house, I go. "Could be worse, she could be here nagging at me right now."

You and me both! lol Though I'm not quite sure if marriage is in the cards for me because I think I'm too set in my ways.

 

[Black Dahlia]

As I shared in another thread...wifely duties indeed!

Ha ha!
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[V.C. Brunswick]

^
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"She may be a slob but she's a hygienic slob!"

 

[Black Dahlia]

*lol* I had no clue Lysol had so many purposes....guess you learn something new every day! ha ha
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[AtomicEraTom]

Just need an understanding woman. There's some out there, it's just a heck of a hunt.

You and me both! lol Though I'm not quite sure if marriage is in the cards for me because I think I'm too set in my ways.

 

[LoveMyHats2]

As I shared in another thread...wifely duties indeed!

Ha ha!
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She was such a "sassy" lass, who just needed some lysol to scrub that ...erm....well....hahahaah

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Just need an understanding woman. There's some out there, it's just a heck of a hunt.

Well..first off..get across just exactly what you want her to understand. Second...you might then want to put all of it in writing...get her signature...and noterized. Then have copies made..and one framed to hang on the wall. THEN...let me know how that works out for ya..!lol

 

[LoveMyHats2]

Just need an understanding woman. There's some out there, it's just a heck of a hunt.

1) Tracking dog 2) Large net 3) Fast talking preacher, short ceremony, 4) Honeymoon....

 

[Gregg Axley]

Well I checked this out and I'll be darn, Lysol was used for hygene.
Until a real Doctor determined this wasn't a good idea.
Took several decades though, from what I read.
Weird....

 

[Travis Lee Johnston]

In the first season of Boardwalk Empire they show Lysol being used for those purposes.

 

[LoveMyHats2]

In the first season of Boardwalk Empire they show Lysol being used for those purposes.

I just cannot say what I want...they'd hang me!

 

[Travis Lee Johnston]

Right there with you, I'm a potty mouth and mind:eusa_doh: