The Single & Ridiculously Good-Lookin' Room

[Diamondback]

Watch out for these boys - They bite. Especially Diamondback, and he's venomous.

HEYHEYHEY!!!! Be nice, Mr. Tatterescratch--I only strike when I or someone I care about is being threatened, and even then there's still the option of a no-venom "dry bite"...

I'm old, I'm tired and I'm cold, I don't have the energy to spare for the kind of aggressive stuff you accuse me of...

*slithering off looking for a source of warmth to coil up near*

 

[M Tatterscratch]

*slithering off looking for a source of warmth to coil up near*

A likely story, Sir. That "source of warmth" isn't pretty and wearing vintage, now is it?


And Ms. Faythe - Nothing is better than graveyard.

Oh wait, you mean work. I hate work. Nevahmind.


Passing out Chanel Snakebite Kits to the ladies,

T.

 

[Diamondback]

Ouch! As if just treading on me weren't enough, now you're breakin' out the golf-cleats?

Some payback for the guy who found you a coupla Fokker triplane options... see if I ever do anything to help you out again...

As for preferred sources of warmth, vintage is optional, pretty is nice, but intellect is a must.

 

[fourstarbanner]

P.S. - You're single, Ms. Fourstar?!? Was there some sort of Y-Chromosome-specific plague in South Dakota? Does "Brokeback Mountain" have a huge cult following out there? As they say where I come from, "Now that just don't make no sense at'all..."

lol I don't think its a plague, really. Around here people get married right out of high school, it seems, and dive head-first into farming. That's just not my cup of tea.

 

[Diamondback]

Just shows they don't get that all of the finest things in life are best when allowed to develop a little: fine wines, good Scotch, classic cars and planes, postgrad companionship...

 

[pretty faythe]

A likely story, Sir. That "source of warmth" isn't pretty and wearing vintage, now is it?


And Ms. Faythe - Nothing is better than graveyard.

Oh wait, you mean work. I hate work. Nevahmind.


Passing out Chanel Snakebite Kits to the ladies,

T.

Yes, work....Blah....ick...hate it....I'm looking at it this way though, the rest of these 2 weeks are for my beauty rest...lol. Hmm, although now that you mention it, maybe I'll go to a grave yard, do a few headstone rubbings and pick up on some single guys there.....they may be ghosts and ghouls...but hey!

 

[Starius]

lol I don't think its a plague, really. Around here people get married right out of high school, it seems, and dive head-first into farming. That's just not my cup of tea.

That's an all too common affliction in these parts too. Thankfully, I am all too immune. :/

 

[M Tatterscratch]

Ouch! As if just treading on me weren't enough, now you're breakin' out the golf-cleats?

Some payback for the guy who found you a coupla Fokker triplane options... see if I ever do anything to help you out again...

As for preferred sources of warmth, vintage is optional, pretty is nice, but intellect is a must.

Shhhhh! *sotto voce* I'm trying to help you out, brother - Chicks DIG a man with venom...!

 

[M Tatterscratch]

Hmm, although now that you mention it, maybe I'll go to a grave yard, do a few headstone rubbings and pick up on some single guys there.....they may be ghosts and ghouls...but hey!

Capital idea! Ghosts are excellent dancers - Very light on their feet. Yuk yuk!

Rub a Gravestone For Me,

T.

 

[pretty faythe]

Capital idea! Ghosts are excellent dancers - Very light on their feet. Yuk yuk!

Rub a Gravestone For Me,

T.

Darn rainy weather....I'm afraid I'm not going to the graveyard today... I'd have charcoal all over the place. Sigh.... I am so freaking bored!!!!

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Hmm, although now that you mention it, maybe I'll go to a grave yard, do a few headstone rubbings and pick up on some single guys there.....they may be ghosts and ghouls...but hey!

Which one doesn't belong: Grave stone, Blarney Stone, Wailing Wall or Worry stone? lol


Lee

 

[Ada Veen]

Sounds vaguely familiar. Very vaguely. Then again, I'll be starting new hours at work ... swing shift. Added to the fact that I'll have the kids 3 or 4 days a week, and I may never see one of these "dates" again.

Richard

There aint nothng the ladies like better than a good dad. Take the kids to the park and watch them flock to you! Heck, i'm taken and even I can't resist making googoo eyes at a man carrying a sleeping bairn or speaking to their teenager with care, warmth, love and respect

 

[Ada Veen]

and failing that, a puppy also works.

 

[Lincsong]

What about guys that take their dogs to the park??? A former FL member told me that's a good way to meet babes, it's how he met his wife.

 

[Luigi Vampa]

What about guys that take their dogs to the park??? A former FL member told me that's a good way to meet babes, it's how he met his wife.

Hasn't worked, in my case. All the women want to meet the dog, not me.

 

[Miss Neecerie]

Might I suggest you try shopping at Target?

lol

 

[LocktownDog]

or speaking to their teenager with care, warmth, love and respect

Lady ... you ain't ever met my boys.

I already told my oldest that I expect him to date a girl with a hot single mom. That just grossed him out.

Richard

 

[LocktownDog]

Might I suggest you try shopping at Target?

lol

With a dog?

Richard

 

[Lincsong]

Might I suggest you try shopping at Target?

lol

bahahahahahhaah I was just thinking the same thing. He needs to go down to Target.

 

[Lincsong]

Lady ... you ain't ever met my boys.

I already told my oldest that I expect him to date a girl with a hot single mom. That just grossed him out.

Richard

Good advice, if you ask me.