The Single & Ridiculously Good-Lookin' Room

[fourstarbanner]

Taking a dog to Target? The perfect way to pick up a jewelry chick! I would be sold.

 

[Diamondback]

Except for most stores having a "service animals only" policy in place...

Oops, guess that means I gotta quit shopping there, then... lol

 

[pretty faythe]

What about guys that take their dogs to the park??? A former FL member told me that's a good way to meet babes, it's how he met his wife.

depends on the pooch, how well you treat it, etc, etc, etc..

 

[carter]

Rhinestones on the collar!

 

[pretty faythe]

Rhinestones on the collar!

lol

 

[Diamondback]

Shhhhh! *sotto voce* I'm trying to help you out, brother - Chicks DIG a man with venom...!

*big sigh* Would that that were my experience... alas, generally it's either a creep-out or gets me into the "just a useful friend but never more than that" box, as Edward previously described.

 

[Lola Valentine]

What about guys that take their dogs to the park??? A former FL member told me that's a good way to meet babes, it's how he met his wife.

This also works for us ladies. I've got a boxer dog, who seems to attract a lot of men. I think they like him because he's a manly dog [huh]
I've got to admit though, there have been times when I've taken him to the park, & if I see a cute guy playing football, frisbee etc, I've told my dog to fetch....having a guy wrestle with your dog to get his ball back tends to be quite a good way to meet men (so long as he doesn't burst the ball), then I just play "oooh I'm so sorry, he's really badly behaved at times", whilst slipping the dog a biscuit

 

[panamag8or]

This also works for us ladies. I've got a boxer dog, who seems to attract a lot of men. I think they like him because he's a manly dog [huh]
I've got to admit though, there have been times when I've taken him to the park, & if I see a cute guy playing football, frisbee etc, I've told my dog to fetch....having a guy wrestle with your dog to get his ball back tends to be quite a good way to meet men (so long as he doesn't burst the ball), then I just play "oooh I'm so sorry, he's really badly behaved at times", whilst slipping the dog a biscuit

Well, aren't you just the devious one?
Note to self: beware of beautiful women with boxer puppies.

 

[Ada Veen]

Lady ... you ain't ever met my boys.

I already told my oldest that I expect him to date a girl with a hot single mom. That just grossed him out.

Richard

Hey.... I happen to have a hot single mum... if you are ever in the uk then...

 

[LocktownDog]

Hey.... I happen to have a hot single mum... if you are ever in the uk then...

lol If she's under 42, then I'll keep her in mind.

Richard

 

[LocktownDog]

Well, aren't you just the devious one?
Note to self: beware of beautiful women with boxer puppies.

The problem with women who play clever little ruses like this? .... some of us guys are far too dense to figure out what's going on and miss the clues completely! :eusa_doh:

Richard

 

[Lola Valentine]

Well, aren't you just the devious one?
Note to self: beware of beautiful women with boxer puppies.

Ooh, devious is such an ugly word, I'd much rather be called cunning

The problem with women who play clever little ruses like this? .... some of us guys are far too dense to figure out what's going on and miss the clues completely! :eusa_doh:

Richard

This is too true. I have a real problem with guys not realising that I like them. It seems that for most guys you'd have to hold up a sign reading "ASK ME OUT" before they'd take the hint. And even then.....

 

[LocktownDog]

This is too true. I have a real problem with guys not realising that I like them. It seems that for most guys you'd have to hold up a sign reading "ASK ME OUT" before they'd take the hint. And even then.....

Ahhh ... that's because you're involving "reading". Trying stapling your note to the sports page or to a burger menu. You might have better luck.

Richard

 

[Ada Veen]

lol If she's under 42, then I'll keep her in mind.

Richard

She's 45 - unlucky!

 

[Lincsong]

Well Locktown, your boy may find a girl from a young mother and you could be lucky, she may be 30.

 

[Lola Valentine]

Ahhh ... that's because you're involving "reading". Trying stapling your note to the sports page or to a burger menu. You might have better luck.

Richard

Haha, I wanted to say this, but I didn't want to offend anybody

 

[CharlesB]

I resent that remark. Now I'm gonna go back to reading the sports page...HRRMPF

 

[pretty faythe]

Oh geez, how old is your oldest locktown? My hormonal girl is constantly pointing out guys to me and (especially since she recently broke up with her cheating bf) and asking me if I think he is cute. Usually our taste are very differ. She likes the emo/skater/rocker looks some times, or the beach boy look, or....lol. I'll find the more grown up versions of what she's looking at cute. But then, I have never had one "type" and I am glad to see that that has passed on to her also.

So as I was trying to get to and started rambling uncontrollably....if your son is already old enough, get ready for him to start pointing out women and girls to you asking if you think they are hot, now that your available

 

[Lincsong]

Taking a dog to Target? The perfect way to pick up a jewelry chick! I would be sold.

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Did you hear that paisan? Get on down to the jewelry counter at Target, Luigi.

 

[carter]

Read the paper later or on the train.

I resent that remark. Now I'm gonna go back to reading the sports page...HRRMPF

Charles, You need to find Ada Veen and meet her mother. Richard (Locktown Dog) must decide on that ticket to the UK. Or...you could take the train to Scotland and have a good tussle with Lola V's boxer!