LizzieMaine
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And in the Daily News...
Well, it's certainly a respite from the crude-but-lovable bigamists we usually get.
Hey Charlie, not to distract you or anything, but take a look at that "murdering bigamist" story. Might make a good idea for a picture.
"Hey Murphy, take a look at all this LOOSE HAIR!" "You mean?" "A DOG DID IT!"
"Oh, he IS wonderful! And SO romantic! He said he would have given me a cigar band for a ring, except he only smokes cigarettes!"
Look, somebody just feed the pooch. It's in his contract.
The kids in my neighborhood used balls of burdocks thrown from the end of a stick, and they always aimed for the hair.
"And THIS," warns Uncle Frank, "is why ye DON'T STOP AAAHF F'RA SNOOT while ye'er d'liverin' a load!" "Yessir," harmonize Jimmy and Danny.
"And besides, the Army wouldn't take me!"
Honestly, though, she really would have rather had a side of beef.
Hey, a gal's got urges too.
Well, it's certainly a respite from the crude-but-lovable bigamists we usually get.
Hey Charlie, not to distract you or anything, but take a look at that "murdering bigamist" story. Might make a good idea for a picture.
"Hey Murphy, take a look at all this LOOSE HAIR!" "You mean?" "A DOG DID IT!"
"Oh, he IS wonderful! And SO romantic! He said he would have given me a cigar band for a ring, except he only smokes cigarettes!"
Look, somebody just feed the pooch. It's in his contract.
The kids in my neighborhood used balls of burdocks thrown from the end of a stick, and they always aimed for the hair.
"And THIS," warns Uncle Frank, "is why ye DON'T STOP AAAHF F'RA SNOOT while ye'er d'liverin' a load!" "Yessir," harmonize Jimmy and Danny.
"And besides, the Army wouldn't take me!"
Hey, a gal's got urges too.