LizzieMaine
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And in the Daily News...
Hey Dan Dunn, when you get thru with the Scottish Sweepstakes...
Guinea pigs are OK until one bites you on the finger while you're trying to give him a peanut.
"Due diligence."
"But they just want to know if their horse meat came in yet?"
Yeah, Pat, for once in your life try to be tactful.
Oh there's plenty enough of him to go around.
Don't fight over his Luger, boys, you'll have plenty of other chances.
You sap.
Mr. Rickey was thinking of Willie for first base this year, but now he's changed his mind.
You know, North Africa's nice this time of year.
Hey Dan Dunn, when you get thru with the Scottish Sweepstakes...
Guinea pigs are OK until one bites you on the finger while you're trying to give him a peanut.
"Due diligence."
"But they just want to know if their horse meat came in yet?"
Yeah, Pat, for once in your life try to be tactful.
Oh there's plenty enough of him to go around.
Don't fight over his Luger, boys, you'll have plenty of other chances.
You sap.
Mr. Rickey was thinking of Willie for first base this year, but now he's changed his mind.
You know, North Africa's nice this time of year.