Stuffed boar's heads

[Chas]

Dead animals? Maybe. Even better if you killed it yourself. They have guided wild boar hunts all over the east/southwest nowadays. Fun.

Weapons. Car parts. A collection of hood ornaments, maybe. Nautical themes are manly, too.

Frederick Remington!!

 

[Decodence]

Your landlord might not want you punching holes in his wall to hang your boar's head.

 

[rumblefish]

Gun on the wall. Cigar box or pipe stand (even if you don't smoke). Guns and Ammo on the coffee table.

You can get a set of deer antlers on ebay. I have mine displayed; three on the wall, one on the mantle around oil lamps, and all the four pointers or less arranged on my gun safe in the gun room downstairs. No extras...[huh]


Tourists in Montauk come up to our hanging sharks to take picture of themselves with it, I'm sure to hang on a wall and brag about the fight it put up.lol


Still thinking....

 

[RIOT]

I'm still in search for that elusive jackalope to mount on my wall.. it won't be long now.

 

[dman]

Guns and Ammo on the coffee table.

Yes of course. And giant knives.

 

[dman]

Your landlord might not want you punching holes in his wall to hang your boar's head.

Well I imagine I'd use nails, but you're right, using my fists to hang the things would be much cooler.

 

[dman]

Car parts. A collection of hood ornaments, maybe.

Or reassemble a whole car as a coffee table.

 

[Miss_Bella_Hell]

Bearskin rug? Brown leather chairs? A well-stocked bar replete with crystal decanters?

 

[KittyT]

Bearskin rug? Brown leather chairs? A well-stocked bar replete with crystal decanters?

Yeah. There are definitely options that don't involve disgusting dead animals.

 

[freebird]

altho, the bearskin, given it isn't faux, used to be a disgusting dead aminmal.

My apartment was decorated in animal hides, deer horns, kerosene lamps and my vintage shaving collection.

 

[TM]

Riot,

You need a jacalope?

http://www.jackalopejunction.com/Jackalopes_for.html

Tony

 

[J.S.Udontknowme]

How about one of these?
http://www.bizrate.com/rd?t=http://...b276c0&oid=435753303&atom=8511&sc=&bid_type=1

 

[Miss_Bella_Hell]

I legitimately like these

altho, the bearskin, given it isn't faux, used to be a disgusting dead aminmal.

My apartment was decorated in animal hides, deer horns, kerosene lamps and my vintage shaving collection.

The chairs were too, actually.

PS this thread is extra lol

 

[LolitaHaze]

A bookshelf full of leatherbound books would look lovely! Er... manly!!

 

[Sefton]

Go to your local Wal-Jumbo-Cost-S-Mart and buy the 50 gallon drum of TESTOSTERONE.(It's in the condiment aisle right next to the jalapenos and the Cheez spread) Fill an atomizer with aprox. 1/2 ounce. Throw the atomizer in the trash and then dump the remaining all over you apartment. Make sure to leave your Heiseman trophy and Pulitzer (the one for war correspondent) laying out. That should do it.

 

[dman]

Bearskin rug?

A live wild grizzly bear. Even better: something to wrestle with.

 

[dman]

Go to your local Wal-Jumbo-Cost-S-Mart and buy the 50 gallon drum of TESTOSTERONE.(It's in the condiment aisle right next to the jalapenos and the Cheez spread) Fill an atomizer with aprox. 1/2 ounce. Throw the atomizer in the trash and then dump the remaining all over you apartment. Make sure to leave your Heiseman trophy and Pulitzer (the one for war correspondent) laying out. That should do it.

Can I buy the generic brand of TESTOSTERONE or is the more expensive stuff better (i.e. more potent)? Or should I buy vintage TESTOSTERONE on eBay?

 

[dman]

A bookshelf full of leatherbound books would look lovely! Er... manly!!

No I'm sorry. Everyone knows real men don't read.

 

[HadleyH]

Gun on the wall. Cigar box or pipe stand (even if you don't smoke). Guns and Ammo on the coffee table.

All of the above, also leather chairs, books, wooden wall panels....

Dead animals hanging from the walls ???...... i don't think so.

 

[Sefton]

Dead animals hanging from the walls ???...... i don't think so.

You're right! A real manly man has live animals hanging from the walls. Keeps the housekeeper out of the liquor cabinet. On second thought I haven't seen our housekeeper around lately....excuse me,I have to go and check my hanging Siberian tiger Wallace...