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So trivial, yet it really ticks you off.

ChiTownScion

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At my old job at one point they suggested bringing in non- attorneys (obviously, political hacks who had done their part to get the then- county board chairman elected) to supervise courtroom- assigned public defenders. A quick call from the chief judge pointing out that would violate the canons of ethics ended that harebrained idea.

Then, at one point, we had a head public defender (in an office of well over 500 attorneys), a former judge and prosecutor, who had a penchant for bringing in his former prosecutor- now- underemployed buddies as field supervisors: a lot of them didn't last too long. Many of them couldn't grasp that ours was not a "Thank your sir! May I have another? <SMACK!>" work culture like the prosecutor's office. "Ordering" subordinates to report to work at 8:15 AM in courtrooms where the judge won't take the bench until ten AM got nowhere, especially in light of a collective bargaining agreement that only mandated "hours commensurate to the full time practice of criminal defense law." A few of those wunderkind were gone within a month: the decent ones learned to adapt to the work culture and learn from subordinates who had outlasted supervisors for decades.

Most of my supervisors were pretty good, though. They learned to leave the job to me, and only be available when something extraordinary arose. In return, I saw to it that they never got phone calls from irate judges, and that they always got their weekly stats on time. They usually left it to me to break in the newbies: all I asked of them initially was to see their union card. If they were one of the very few who had no union card (and were therefore a "fair share" employee) they were told to have management teach them the ropes. By the time I left the office, we had 100% union membership among the rank and file, and I like to think that, in my own small way, I helped that come to pass.

Unionization was not only the best thing for us, it was the best thing for our clients. It assured a pay scale that retained qualified attorneys who had earlier been forced to go into private practice when feeding a family became a reality. But it also forced the higher ups to set rules for promotion, reassignments, and grievances, and to play by those rules or face costly consequences. I considered myself damned fortunate when I saw colleagues from the States Attorney's Office tossed out after decades of faithful service- some just a couple years from retirement, simply because the office holder wanted to score a few political points. Our union would have never allowed that, and they had no recourse whatsoever. It demoralized their office, and thankfully, that office holder's days are now numbered after having lost her most recent primary bid.
 

Bushman

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-People who are proven wrong, but still insist they're right.
-People who add "lol" to the end of their sentences, especially when nothing funny was said.
-People who insist on shoving their opinions in other people's faces and that their opinions are the only ones valid
-When people add a bunch of > to their comparisons like that'll make their preference more valid against other people's.
-When money wins over what's right in the world
-When my Internet cuts out when I'm in the middle of a post.
 

Harp

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Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich kept in the caboose; notwithstanding the 7th US Circuit Court of Appeals, or Scott Turow's rather interesting Aug.17, 2010 New York Times
opinion, Blagojevich and Legal Bribery, in which he drags Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission out for a First Amendment shibboleth writ-too-large.
Blago couldn't help himself, crass ba***rd-and Turow has a point or two but a busted flush it all remains.
 
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skydog757

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Hate it when the gas station lets the fluid in the windshield washer container/bucket run dry (especially all of them at once). Also when the squeegee's sponge is completely gone and all you have is the nylon netting, which makes it pretty much useless. Some stations never seem to replace them. I realize the days of full service are a distant memory, but at least give me the equipment to do it myself.
 
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Search engines And how far off base they tend to be. I really like Amazon, but they are losing it where concerned with their search engine.
:D

The only search engine worth anything is Google. I use it to search Amazon's site simply by putting what I'm looking for and "Amazon" in Google and, presto, Google becomes Amazon's search engine - and is much better at it (do a few side by side comparisons and you'll be shocked at how much better Google is at searching Amazon's site than Amazon is itself - it's embarrassing).

Netflix and Seemless are two other web-only companies who should have to go to search-engine jail as their search engines are meaningful worse than even Amazon's. Without the ability to use Google to search for things on Netflix and Seemless, I wouldn't even bother using those sites.
 
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I know we've chatted about this one before, but yesterday I had to pick up some freezer bags and I knew (because I check their sales on-line each week) that the local market had Ziplock's on sale. So, since the unit price was really good, I bought the box of nineteen (!).

Give me a break - 19, like that wasn't, at least, 20 at some point when some "genius" at Ziplock got the idea of keeping the price the same but reducing the number of bags with the "brilliant" insight that "most people won't even notice." Well, I noticed and, even though the sale price was good, I was standing in line to check out thinking what a piece of garbage Ziplock the company is to do such an insulting thing.

Does anyone at these companies ever measure the ill-will all these slippery things they do cause? Companies boast about their good will and public reputations when they are positive, but do they ever realize that they erode it with sleazy things like making a box of 19?
 
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Hercule

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Similarly, the half gallon of ice cream. Ever notice tuna fish cans getting thinner? Likewise Klondike bars.

As for Proverbs, I've always gotten a smile from 26:3, which, according to the pastor of a church my wife attended in while college, prescribed that stupid people should be beaten.
 

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That pastor needs to go back to the seminary. The context there is clear -- a whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the backs of fools. What's being said there is that foolish behavior and foolish attitudes invariably lead to the subjugation of the fool. Which is pretty much the way it tends to go.
 
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That pastor needs to go back to the seminary. The context there is clear -- a whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the backs of fools. What's being said there is that foolish behavior and foolish attitudes invariably lead to the subjugation of the fool. Which is pretty much the way it tends to go.

There really is a lot - and I mean a lot - of knowledge up in that head of yours.
 

Hercule

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That pastor needs to go back to the seminary. The context there is clear -- a whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the backs of fools. What's being said there is that foolish behavior and foolish attitudes invariably lead to the subjugation of the fool. Which is pretty much the way it tends to go.

It was an inner-city Baptist Church that my wife and several of her friends attended merely to sing in the choir (they were paid to supplement the choir). This is the same pastor who, after returning from a mission trip to the Caribbean (I believe), claimed that Jesus spoke Spanish. One can readily assume that the "spirit" moved in mysterious ways at that church.
 

ChiTownScion

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That pastor needs to go back to the seminary. The context there is clear -- a whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the backs of fools. What's being said there is that foolish behavior and foolish attitudes invariably lead to the subjugation of the fool. Which is pretty much the way it tends to go.

That particular brand of mercenary religionist usually hasn't even attended an accredited college, much less graduated from a seminary.

I remember advising a kid who wanted to be "a minister of the gospel" that the most prudent thing that he could do is obtain an undergrad liberal arts degree with a major in Ancient Greek and a minor in Hebrew, and then attend a top notch seminary. My thought is that if you really want to "know the Bible" you should immerse yourself in its languages and cultures first. Always seemed logical to me.
 

Harp

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Similarly, the half gallon of ice cream. Ever notice tuna fish cans getting thinner? Likewise Klondike bars.

As for Proverbs...


My favorite biblical passage is "And whatsoever happeneth in Vegas, stayeth in Vegas."
John, I believe. And the beloved apostle was a dry fly fisherman. He caught trout in the River Jordan.:D
 

LizzieMaine

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That particular brand of mercenary religionist usually hasn't even attended an accredited college, much less graduated from a seminary.

I remember advising a kid who wanted to be "a minister of the gospel" that the most prudent thing that he could do is obtain an undergrad liberal arts degree with a major in Ancient Greek and a minor in Hebrew, and then attend a top notch seminary. My thought is that if you really want to "know the Bible" you should immerse yourself in its languages and cultures first. Always seemed logical to me.

Failing that it's amazing what you can pick up from just a good interlinear translation and a copy of Smith's Bible Dictionary. For example, there's five different Hebrew words translated "fool," each describing a specific kind of folly, and that nuance is lost in just about every English translation, who reduce each different word to "fool" or "stupid." A fool who refuses to recognize properly-exercised authority and a fool who gives himself over to heedless self-indulgence aren't necessarily the same kind of fool. The fool described in the above verse is the latter kind, which gives the verse a whole different meaning from the blind literalism of "stupid people should be beaten with a stick."
 

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