Stand By, I just saw your post. Had to google the meaning of the word "aboittoir" and conclude that your mother didn't raise no stupid children!
Well, thanks Fanch!
I think aboittoir is a common enough name in the UK - but imagine if that name had gone clean over my head and, blissfully unaware, I'd taken her home !!! Crikey. I'd say I'd dodged a bullet there - but it's more than that, as there's not much dodging to be done against two cartridges of 12 Gauge buckshot! No thanks. Check please!