REQUEST FOR CALM ON ALL FRONTS. STOP.

[Zemke Fan]

URGENT AND IMPORTANT DISPATCH
19 AUG 2006

FM: HQ
TO: ALL OFFICERS, ENLISTED MEN/WOMEN
CC: LURKERS

MODERATORS OF THIS PORTION OF THE FEDORA LOUNGE ARE BOTH AWOL.
THEREFORE, MALNOURISHED DOWNED AIRMEN ARE GUARDING THE STALAG.
STOP.

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM STARTING ANY NEW THREADS WHICH CONTAIN
INFLAMMATORY DIATRIBES WITH UNSUBSTANTIATED FACTS. STOP.

ALSO, PLEASE DO NOT ADD ANY SUCH INFLAMMATORY DIATRIBES TO
EXISTING THREADS. STOP.

PLAY NICE WITH EACH OTHER. GO OUTSIDE FOR A WHILE AND GIVE YOUR
FIELD TYPEWRITER WITH ATTACHED RADAR SCREEN A REST. STOP.
(SERIOUSLY, STOP!)

GOOD BEHAVIOUR (ENGLISH SPELLING TO HONOR PADDY WHO WENT AWOL
FIRST) WILL BE APPROPRIATELY REWARDED. THOSE WITH BAD BEHAVIOUR
WILL SIMPLY BE SHOT UPON MY RETURN. (FLESH WOUNDS, PERHAPS, BUT
PAINFUL NONETHELESS.) STOP.

THAT IS ALL! STOP.

COL. Z.

 

[scotrace]

I'll hold my "Your mamma wears open-toed combat boots" thread until you get back - have a great time!

 

[Baron Kurtz]

mua ha ha ah ha ha ha

while the cat's away Gents, while the cat's away!

 

["Doc" Devereux]

I'll hold my "Your mamma wears open-toed combat boots" thread until you get back - have a great time!

Your Momma what? lol That's fantastic! :eusa_clap

 

[Dixon Cannon]

This is like an open invitation....

...to me at least!! Any questions while I have all this "Free" time????

-dixon cannon

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

Yes, Mr. Dixon

Rumor has it that you will run for office of president of the United States. Is this true?

 

[Dixon Cannon]

I'm a shoe in as a write in...

Rumor has it that you will run for office of president of the United States. Is this true?

...and I'm counting on your vote! A vote for me is a vote for the Constitutional Advocacy!!!....how's that for campaign slogan!?

-dixon cannon

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

I think the election should be like more of a draft. Any citizen can nominate any other citizen of this country, (with certain limitations of course) for ,...let's say one week. Then we all vote for the eligible nominees. No more spoiled, rich, and over-priveleged presidents! lol

 

[Twitch]

I think that a monkey should throw a dart at a map of the US. Where ever the dart hits they should fly the monkey there and parachute him out of the plane. When he lands the 1st person whose hand he touches is the next President. Y NOT?

 

[Lincsong]

Reds and other enemies of America beware;

We will keep this place safe for democracy.